Quote: Ben @ 12th November 2013, 9:55 PM GMTThey aren't getting involved. They just turn round for about 5 seconds and stare at the people talking and then go back to what they're doing.
It's possibly because your conversations include alarming statement like:
"and then we shot the Director"
The think you are planning or describing something interesting, but then after listening at a bit more of the conversation they realise it is boring after all and go back to what they were doing.
In the history of the charts, has there ever been a bigger pack of shit that this week ?
Yahoo Mail.
Gets shitter and less usable every day.
I quite like the Katy Perry song
I just worked an extra hour as I was asked to put the toddler to bed, because the parents are incapable of doing it because they fall for every trick she pulls while saying "I know she's just trying to stay up". And then I'm going upstairs 5 minutes later and see that they decided to get her up because she asked for something anyway, wasting my f**king time. Why didn't I leave in the summer? I still liked this job in the summer, I should have gone then! Now I'm trapped for 8 months! Waaaah!
Why is Rihanna ruining Eminem.
Quote: Harridan @ 13th November 2013, 9:21 PM GMTI just worked an extra hour as I was asked to put the toddler to bed, because the parents are incapable of doing it because they fall for every trick she pulls while saying "I know she's just trying to stay up". And then I'm going upstairs 5 minutes later and see that they decided to get her up because she asked for something anyway, wasting my f**king time. Why didn't I leave in the summer? I still liked this job in the summer, I should have gone then! Now I'm trapped for 8 months! Waaaah!
They really do sound an awful shower of shite.
At least you can start counting down to leaving! 8 months isn't too long.
Quote: Harridan @ 13th November 2013, 9:21 PM GMTI just worked an extra hour as I was asked to put the toddler to bed, because the parents are incapable of doing it because they fall for every trick she pulls while saying "I know she's just trying to stay up". And then I'm going upstairs 5 minutes later and see that they decided to get her up because she asked for something anyway, wasting my f**king time. Why didn't I leave in the summer? I still liked this job in the summer, I should have gone then! Now I'm trapped for 8 months! Waaaah!
Go to bed.
But all jobs drive you a bit crazy or they wouldnt need to pay you.
True
Quote: sootyj @ 13th November 2013, 9:25 PM GMTBut all jobs drive you a bit crazy or they wouldn't need to pay you.
That's very pithy.
I've done a few live in jobs and I admire your fortitude.
But isnt well time you found a job that involves using that feirsome brain of yours.
I mean I don't deny working with kids is a skill.
But well youze smart shouldnt you be broadening minds in schools or designing a better mouse trap.
I'm guessing part your problem is the under used mind ends up like a hamster trying to gnaw at the cage of your cranium.
Quote: Tursiops @ 12th November 2013, 10:34 PM GMTWhen the bear appeared I was very much hoping that he would bound up the other little critters and rip them to shreds with his razor sharp claws, while sinking his enormous fangs into that blasted rabbit and shaking him in his blooded maw until the fresh fallen snow with splattered with arcs of viscous crimson.
Quote: Oldrocker @ 13th November 2013, 9:29 PM GMTThat's very pithy.
People often say I take the pith.
Quote: Harridan @ 12th November 2013, 10:35 PM GMTI think that's exactly the response they were hoping for. Well done the marketing department of John Lewis!
I thought hare and bear would look at badger whose pissing in the snow
and he's pissing the words,
welcome to the TB club motherf**kers.
Actually why do people hate this advert so much, its a new bit of imagination with a little wit.
Bastard politicians who start a sentence with 'Look'. Reminds me of bloody Tony Blair. At the moment it's alien-eyed David Milliband.
Quote: keewik @ 13th November 2013, 10:52 PM GMTBastard politicians who start a sentence with 'Look'. Reminds me of bloody Tony Blair. At the moment it's alien-eyed David Milliband.
I hate that too. 'Look' is just a shorthand for 'Get it into your thick heads, I know what's best for you, but I'll say it again as you are clearly very dim'.
Quote: sootyj @ 13th November 2013, 9:29 PM GMTI've done a few live in jobs and I admire your fortitude.
But isnt well time you found a job that involves using that feirsome brain of yours.
I mean I don't deny working with kids is a skill.
But well youze smart shouldnt you be broadening minds in schools or designing a better mouse trap.
I'm guessing part your problem is the under used mind ends up like a hamster trying to gnaw at the cage of your cranium.
Flattery will get you nowhere. 
I kind of like the fact that the job uses other bits of my brain, as I exercise the hamster writing essays and calling people names on the internet...
Gobby contestants on TV shows. This isn't an audition!