Harridan I can't get my kids to sleep through the night
Quote: Harridan @ October 25 2013, 12:30 PM BSTWhy don't you just switch them off or put them into silent bedside mode when you go to bed, like most people?
Any advice on potty training?
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Teach them how to take a screen dump?
Quote: AndyGilder @ October 25 2013, 12:42 PM BSTTeach them how to take a screen dump?
That was what Charlie Brooker produced before Screen Wipe
Did you guys know that in Vietnam parents train their babies to pee on command by using a whistle to condition them? If I ever have my own kids I am going to f**k them up so much!
Harridan, you've almost passed your CRB test, is there anything you want to say?
Quote: Harridan @ October 25 2013, 12:48 PM BSTIf I ever have my own kids I am going to f**k them
It's ok, my CRB check is good for 2 more years 
Quote: Harridan @ October 25 2013, 12:30 PM BSTWhy don't you just switch them off or put them into silent bedside mode when you go to bed, like most people?
Because I am a 47 year old grumpy bastard who needs things to moan about 
Quote: Harridan @ October 25 2013, 12:48 PM BSTDid you guys know that in Vietnam parents train their babies to pee on command by using a whistle to condition them? If I ever have my own kids I am going to f**k them up so much!
If you use that technique, never take them to football matches, raves or train stations.
Not without a spare set of pants anyhow.
The Vietnamese version of one man and his dog was short lived.
Quote: AndyGilder @ October 25 2013, 1:22 PM BSTIf you use that technique, never take them to football matches, raves or train stations.
Not without a spare set of pants anyhow.
I didn't know that the "Things that Piss you Off" topic would get so literal.
Quote: billwill @ October 25 2013, 3:09 PM BSTI didn't know that the "Things that Piss you Off" topic would get so literal.
It's turned into the "Things That Will Piss On You" thread.
1. Vietnamese children watching Thomas The Tank Engine.
Just tried to phone npower.
Went through all the menu options only to be told that current wait time is 26 - 40 minutes !
Quote: Oldrocker @ October 26 2013, 4:31 PM BSTJust tried to phone npower.
Went through all the menu options only to be told that current wait time is 26 - 40 minutes !
Obviously a lot of customers ringing them up to congratulate them on such excellent rates.