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Cheeky bastard salesman at the door in the pouring rain asking if he can come inside to discuss my guttering needs.
Admittedly, they are overflowing at one point because I haven't been up to unblock them in a while.
I don't need new ones, I need to get off my lazy fat arse and scrape the gunk out of them.

Is it sacrilege to say I'm sick of the Worship of the Cupcake. They're just bloody fairy buns with nauseatingly sweet icing.

Quite and too much icing

Bring back sxcones

Quote: keewik @ October 21 2013, 11:29 PM BST

Is it sacrilege to say I'm sick of the Worship of the Cupcake. They're just bloody fairy buns with nauseatingly sweet icing.

You are so right! How did cupcakes become so fashionable? I mean, cupcakes are alright, but I do not understand why people have gone quite so bonkers over them!

TTPYO: Apple products with hardly any bloody buttons so unless you are psychic and have worked out what variation of the konami code does each function you just have to blindly press the 'menu' button repeatedly in the hopes that one of the menus will be what you want.

So many things wrong that could be. I take it that it was secondhand?

First most obvious thing not enough coolant and/or a coolant leak.

Second most obvious, the fuel mixture set too weak.

Don't buy it unless you know exactly what you are doing.

Quote: billwill @ October 22 2013, 12:52 AM BST

So many things wrong that could be. I take it that it was secondhand?

First most obvious thing not enough coolant and/or a coolant leak.

Second most obvious, the fuel mixture set too weak.

Don't buy it unless you know exactly what you are doing.

I always buy my cupcakes new since I had a bad experience with a second hand one. ;)

Quote: Harridan @ October 22 2013, 12:56 AM BST

I always buy my cupcakes new since I had a bad experience with a second hand one. ;)

heh, heh... my comment was supposed to be about this one.

Quote: dellas @ October 21 2013, 4:20 AM BST

:( Buying a sports car- then first ride- bleedin red light 'over heating!'.....no fast wham on motorway?.... fook?....bad day guys???..

Quote: billwill @ October 22 2013, 12:52 AM BST

First most obvious thing not enough coolant and/or a coolant leak.

And if so, possibly needing an expensive new cylinder-head gasket, or worse.

Bill I was planning on dating a robot any advice?

Quote: billwill @ October 22 2013, 12:52 AM BST

So many things wrong that could be. I take it that it was secondhand?

First most obvious thing not enough coolant and/or a coolant leak.

Second most obvious, the fuel mixture set too weak.

Don't buy it unless you know exactly what you are doing.

Bill you is wise

Bill I was planning on dating a robot any advice?

Quote: billwill @ October 22 2013, 12:52 AM BST

So many things wrong that could be. I take it that it was secondhand?

First most obvious thing not enough coolant and/or a coolant leak.

Second most obvious, the fuel mixture set too weak.

Don't buy it unless you know exactly what you are doing.

Bill you is wise

Men who just talk about football. Bugger off.

It's only Tuesday. I got yelled at by someone I was trying to help. I feel crappy, so didn't get to have dinner and I have a early start in the morning.

Hurry up Friday.

Quote: Harridan @ October 22 2013, 12:56 AM BST

I always buy my cupcakes new since I had a bad experience with a second hand one. ;)

Booyah!

I'm going to slap the next person who asks me a question a second time after I have said I don't know the answer.

TTPYO: The Paxman/Humphreys method of interviewing. Not everyone you talk to needs to be treated like they are a disingenuous, idiotic, lying sex offender. The person you're interviewing shouldn't have to fight to get a word in edgeways between your snarky questions. Ugh, piss off.

Quote: Harridan @ October 24 2013, 12:03 PM BST

T you disingenuous, idiotic, lying sex offender. piss off.

Does that chat up line ever work?

Is anyone getting bored with this yet?

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