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When you buy a bag of potatoes and the go off quickly. GRR

More of a rural problem, I grant you, but no less ghastly.

Muck-spreading.

The whole world currently smells like Satan's arse-crack.

Quote: Lazzard @ September 20 2013, 12:16 PM BST

More of a rural problem, I grant you, but no less ghastly.

Muck-spreading.

The whole world currently smells like Satan's arse-crack.

It's all those decomposing Australian spuds.

:D 'Monster Mash'?...

Quote: Lazzard @ September 20 2013, 12:16 PM BST

More of a rural problem, I grant you, but no less ghastly.

Muck-spreading.

The whole world currently smells like Satan's arse-crack.

You sound far too authoritative about that!

Cow poo isn't too bad, I think. But when they spread chicken poo, oh my god. The most rancid, disgusting smell in all the land.

I should use the word manure really, I am a grown up.

I don't mind it. Clears the sinuses. Of course I don't live next to a feild of it, just ocassionally whip past on a train.

Pig dung is worse smelling than chicken poo.

Quote: reds @ September 20 2013, 12:01 PM BST

When you buy a bag of potatoes and the go off quickly. GRR

Keep 'em in the dark.

I don't know what pig manure smells like. I find it hard to believe anything can beat chickens though.

I'm quite sure human and dog are a lot worse, but why are we talking about this?

Quote: keewik @ September 20 2013, 8:45 PM BST

I'm quite sure human and dog are a lot worse, but why are we talking about this?

He started it Miss, honest.. that Lazzard fellow.

This is turning into a shit thread.

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