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Split infinitives drive me nuts, sad person that I am. They just sound so bloody clumsy. What's the problem with relocating the adverb?

Quote: keewik @ September 12 2013, 12:02 AM BST

Split infinitives drive me nuts, sad person that I am. They just sound so bloody clumsy. What's the problem with relocating the adverb?

Can you explain that sentence to me? :(

Quote: keewik @ September 12 2013, 12:02 AM BST

Split infinitives drive me nuts, sad person that I am. They just sound so bloody clumsy. What's the problem with relocating the adverb?

Are you sure?

You're not referring to non split infinitives are you?

The classic example - To boldly go v To go boldly.

Those who complain about split infinitives are "to pitied be" (Shakespeare).

God

someone pm me once that f**king annoying advert thingy under the forum has been taken off this site

It's a pain in the f**king twat

BYE

Angry

Install an ad blockler? I've got one on Firefox and it is wonderful.

When someone sprays some hairspray and I then walk through it a few seconds later and choke.

Was it David Bussell?

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ September 12 2013, 10:32 PM BST

Was it David Bussell?

Worst JFK theory ever

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ September 12 2013, 10:32 PM BST

Was it David Bussell?

I went in David Bussell's bathroom once and, I swear to God, there were about a million hair styling products in there. He couldn't pass them off as his housemates either as that particular chap was bald.

Quote: Ben @ September 12 2013, 10:37 PM BST

He couldn't pass them off as his housemates either as that particular chap was bald.

Yeah, but overuse of hair-products does make your hair fall out.

I was going to post something and looking for the relevant thread - but I can't remember what I was going to post!!!!!

Oh, Chappers, you senile old twit!

Quote: Ben @ September 19 2013, 11:02 PM BST

Oh, Chappers, you senile old twit!

Your turn will come Young Shaver, believe me !

:)

The Taxpayers Alliance. How do these odious f**kwits manage to get quioted in so many news stories?

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