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I put my TV on and the picture is black and white only

Cheap Japanese shite

Angry

Any ideas?

Are all your leads pushed all the way in?

That's the limit of my TV fixing knowledge.

Haha!

Aww now I know how Sam Tyler felt...

:(

Quote: zooo @ September 7 2013, 11:35 AM BST

Are all your leads pushed all the way in?

That's the limit of my TV fixing knowledge.

F**king hell zooo, your a genius!!!

It was the scart lead hanging out

I'd offer to be your slave for the day to show my gratitude , but the last time was a very disturbing experience ...

I'm not sure most of it was even legal :|

Ta! Wave

Laughing out loud

It's always the bloody scart. Pesky things.

Quote: zooo @ September 7 2013, 12:05 PM BST

Laughing out loud

It's always the bloody clart. Pesky things.

Racist.

What on earth is a clart?!

Quote: lofthouse @ September 7 2013, 11:33 AM BST

I put my TV on and the picture is black and white only

Cheap Japanese shite

Angry

Any ideas?

If the source of the picture is another box eg Set-top box, Digital TV recorder etc etc then as Zooo says.. Most likely thing is that the connecting cable is not pushed fully in.

SCART cables are very prone to this..

Quote: zooo @ September 7 2013, 11:35 AM BST

Are all your leads pushed all the way in?

That's the limit of my TV fixing knowledge.

Yup, most likely fault.

<later>
Ah, I see you already found that.... Oh well better late than never..

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Quote: zooo @ September 7 2013, 11:35 AM BST

Are all your leads pushed all the way in?

Does that chat-up line work for you ? Pirate

TTPYO: Auto alerts that are inaccurate in a bid to sound casual and matey, i.e. yahoo telling me I was in the middle of composing a message. I wasn't. I had written the first letter of someone's name then decided against it. That does not by any stretch of the imagination constitute 'the middle'. Just say 'you were composing a message', or do away with the explanation as to what I was bloody well doing which I know full well since it was me doing it, and say 'are you sure you want to leave this page' which is annoying enough because either I do or I've accidentally hit that button in which case a 'leave this page?' would suffice instead of implying that your website set-up merits soul-searching.
And even though it's incredibly annoying when hotmail changes every five seconds, can they get on with the next one please because it cannot be worse than this version and I am so sick of not being able to find messages because you've decided which conversations go with which messages because I've used such unusual f**king terminology like 'hello' in several. FFFFFFFffffffffffffsssssssssssssssssssssssss.

Hotmail is driving me completely insane (I was only half-way there before). They have already made the Contacts list totally confusing to operate but today's problem has me totally stumped. I had removed 3 people from a group list I had. Have just sent an email to the group, only to find these 3 have re-appeared in the sent email. They aren't showing in the group in the Contacts and 2 of them aren't even in my contacts any more as individuals. I don't want to send them emails and I'm sure they don't want to receive them. How the Hell do I get rid of something that's invisible? Bastards! Bastards! And thrice bastards!

:D Lordy....I'm not even starting!!!

The f**k is going on with this site today??

Every time I refresh or load a new page my screen goes crazy and some mad looking bloke appears then disapears

Plus it feels like I'm typing in slow motion

Tehhh fukkkkklkdkfjrjjf

Pissin me off

He's not the one telling you take your trousers off and attack David Cameron is he?

Because he's onto something. I can lend you the pineapple/

He's the background ad if you have a widescreen monitor. I don't like the cut of his jib though.

I'm on iPod

And it's soooooooooo annoying

Angry

Quote: sootyj @ September 10 2013, 9:28 PM BST

He's not the one telling you take your trousers off and attack David Cameron is he?

What and attack him with my pork sword?

Pirate

Quote: zooo @ September 7 2013, 12:15 PM BST

What on earth is a clart?!

Cheap French wine.

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