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Quote: zooo @ August 27 2013, 12:12 PM BST
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To my eternal shame I once worked with a man whose veins stuck out all over his head and neck (I think he must have had some syndrome or disease) And I used to sing to him 'You're so veiny, I bet you think this song is about you'
I thought I was being a wag but I know think I was horrible.

'close out'

Click 'Enough' and see how many you can relate to !

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I applied to that nice Mr Parkinson's over 50's plan and I never got my free Parker pen

Quote: lofthouse @ September 5 2013, 1:51 PM BST

I applied to that nice Mr Parkinson's over 50's plan and I never got my free Parker pen

Hideous, just hideous!

Quote: lofthouse @ September 5 2013, 1:51 PM BST

I applied to that nice Mr Parkinson's over 50's plan and I never got my free Parker pen

I'm sure the nice lady from the Meals on Wheels is stealing my pension and having sex with me everytime I bend over to readjust my comfy velcro slippers.

Quote: lofthouse @ September 5 2013, 1:51 PM BST

I applied to that nice Mr Parkinson's over 50's plan and I never got my free Parker pen

I'm sure the nice lady from the Meals on Wheels is stealing my pension and having sex with me everytime I bend over to readjust my comfy velcro slippers.

That was so funny I read it twice

Laughing out loud

Quote: Oldrocker @ September 3 2013, 12:28 PM BST

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:(

That was the most depressing pile of snooty, middling-meddling-middle-class, Dear Sirs, Why oh why, NIMBYism I've ever read.
It merits the use of the sadface emoticon both at the start and the end of this post.

:(

Quote: Stylee TingTing @ September 5 2013, 2:40 PM BST

Hello AJGO. Long time no read. You is okay?

Hi Stylee!

Was thinking of you t'other day when reading about Chamakh

Quote: Stylee TingTing

It's usually the other way round, isn't it?

*cough wright cough mcgoldrick cough nicholas cough*

:P

I is okay, is you is okay?

Quote: AJGO @ September 5 2013, 2:23 PM BST

That was the most depressing pile of snooty, middling-meddling-middle-class, Dear Sirs, Why oh why, NIMBYism I've ever read.

I do not think you are really entering into the spirit of the 'Things that piss you off' thread...

Quote: Tursiops @ September 5 2013, 10:08 PM BST

I do not think you are really entering into the spirit of the 'Things that piss you off' thread...

But it's lonely on the 'Hypocritically perpetuating the cycle of indulgent disapproval' thread!

Quote: Tursiops @ September 5 2013, 10:08 PM BST

I do not think you are really entering into the spirit of the 'Things that piss you off' thread...

Ah, but in expressing disapproval of the list of disapprovals, she is in fact the embodiment of the spirit.

adverts on loop in drab crowded hospital waiting rooms telling you not to assault the staff or go to A&E with a cold.

People who slam doors for no reason.

X-Ray Yankees.

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