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Sootyj, when you were arrested for having sex with shrubs - what did the press dub the court case?

Quote: sootyj @ August 11 2013, 10:34 AM BST

Was that the bush f**ker trial?

Mo Farah.

Having to keep on signing on here. Why can't it remember me forever? I'm buggered if I can remember my password.

Quote: Oldrocker @ August 12 2013, 12:34 PM BST

Mo Farah.

Laughing out loud

Quote: Oldrocker @ August 12 2013, 12:34 PM BST

Mo Farah.

How can you be so unpatriotic? Next you'll be telling me you don't like Andy Murray!

Quote: Oldrocker @ August 12 2013, 12:34 PM BST

Mo Farah.

Mo Farah is a great athlete! How can you not like him? Rolling eyes

Quote: David Smith @ August 12 2013, 7:30 PM BST

Mo Farah is a great athlete! How can you not like him? Rolling eyes

'cos he's a twat.

Quote: Chappers @ August 12 2013, 7:22 PM BST

How can you be so unpatriotic? Next you'll be telling me you don't like Andy Murray!

And he's a bigger twat than Mo Farah (he says, rising to the bait).

Quote: Chappers @ August 12 2013, 6:53 PM BST

Having to keep on signing on here. Why can't it remember me forever? I'm buggered if I can remember my password.

You probably have cookies turned off.

Quote: Oldrocker @ August 12 2013, 9:32 PM BST

And he's a bigger twat than Mo Farah (he says, rising to the bait).

;)

Quote: billwill @ August 13 2013, 3:16 AM BST

You probably have cookies turned off.

Never baked any. And I had to do it again just now.

(Made sure it Remembers me this time.)

WHEN YOU'VE BEEN TYPING A LONG SENTENCE ON YOUR KEYBOARD AND YOU GLANCE UP AND REALISE YOU'VE GOT THE SODDING CAPS LOCK ON AND YOU HAVE TO DELETE IT ALL AND TYPE IT ALL AGAIN

Quote: lofthouse @ August 13 2013, 8:59 PM BST

WHEN YOU'VE BEEN TYPING A LONG SENTENCE ON YOUR KEYBOARD AND YOU GLANCE UP AND REALISE YOU'VE GOT THE SODDING CAPS LOCK ON AND YOU HAVE TO DELETE IT ALL AND TYPE IT ALL AGAIN

iT'S EVEN WORSE SOMETIMES. yOU DON'Y LOOK AT THE iNITIALS ARE LOWER CASE.

http://www.online-tech-tips.com/ms-office-tips/turn-caps-lock-text-to-sentence-case-ms-word/

Doesn't work on here though . .

Quote: Oldrocker @ August 13 2013, 9:30 PM BST

http://www.online-tech-tips.com/ms-office-tips/turn-caps-lock-text-to-sentence-case-ms-word/

Doesn't work on here though . .

You could copy and paste into word and paste back here.

At work I think of all these things I'm going to mention on here - then when I get on here I totally forget what it was.

Quote: Chappers @ August 14 2013, 9:42 PM BST

At work I think of all these things I'm going to mention on here - then when I get on here I totally forget what it was.

Have you done the 'I'll Google that', opened Google and not had a f**king clue why you're there?

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