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People Biting Their Finger Nails

On toast?

Quote: george roper @ June 18 2013, 12:30 AM BST

People Biting Their Finger Nails

Agree. So annoying.

Also, people writing with capitals at the beginning of every word.

It's Not Necessary.

I find it hard to look at peoples fingernails that have been bitten down to the quick... yet I can't not look at peoples fingernails that have been bitten down to the quick.

I'm not in the habit of looking at people's fingernails.

It's almost midnight here and I'm sweating like a pig. I wanted summer, now it's here. Can I switch it off for the night?

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Quote: george roper @ June 18 2013, 12:30 AM BST

People Biting Their Finger Nails

Not as bad a SMOKING... ;)

It took me about 55 years to break the habit of biting my nails...

The final trick that cured me was to paint them with Hard-as-Nails, which made it near impossible to physically bite through them.

I bit my nails till I was 10 - then I had a teacher who'd ridicule anybody who bit their nails. So I thought 'she won't catch me!' So I avoided biting my nails in class and that was how she cured me! While I thought I was being cunning.

Our bathroom keeps getting waterleaked everywhere because the plumbers can't be arsed to sort it out unbeleiveable.

When people walk into the office to ask me something and even after I have indicated I am on the phone ask their non urgent question anyway.
When people come and start talking to me after I have asked them to wait a few seconds.
When I say I don't know the answer, have directed them to the person that will and they ask me the question again.

It's only fooking Tuesday

TTPYO: People who don't trim their front hedges, so that they obstruct half the pavement

Laughing out loud
How very rude.

People who act rash.

Quote: billwill @ June 25 2013, 12:24 PM BST

TTPYO: People who don't trim their front hedges, so that they obstruct half the pavement

At least you can see them coming!

Quote: billwill @ June 25 2013, 12:24 PM BST

TTPYO: People who don't trim their front hedges, so that they obstruct half the pavement

Ha - sorry, but all I read here was sexual innuendo.

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