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Talking about headaches...
Syndol is off the shelves again.
Nothing else like it for shifting an all-down-the-back-of-the-neck-staring-at-a-computer-screen type tension headache.
Like the one I've got right now.
Back to TTPYO . . .
ADOBE. STOP SENDING POPS RE UPDATES.
Once a day I can live with but not every ten minutes.
FUCK OFF!
You can turn those alerts off
Surely?
That advert for Sure body spray or whatever for women
Not just ordinary women though
'Strong' women
Featuring a cast of moody miserable looking bitches
Bunch of lezzers
Yes, it's much better when they're having loud orgasms in the shower over some shampoo...
I remember years ago, like mid-90s there was a shampoo advert where a woman showed her boobs! I thought I had dreamed it for years, until I saw it again on one of those advert compilation shows. But as a 10 year old, my eyes nearly popped out of my head.
Lofty, if you carry on calling people lezzers and slagging off gypsies, I'm not sure Jesus is going to want you in his little club anymore.
No no Jesus knows I only do it to annoy you
And amazingly it seems to work every single time
Perhaps he's a Catholic.
They can do what they f**king like as long as they sorry at the last knockings.
Anyway, back to my headache....
Quote: lofthouse @ May 17 2013, 7:46 PM BSTNo no Jesus knows I only do it to annoy you
And amazingly it seems to work every single time
I can believe that's occasionally why you say things. But the fact that you make me think 'that's not very Christian' about a dozen times a week, might suggest you're not quite as Christian as you could be!
Can't you be good and a bit sexist/racist/homophobical?
Jesus tells me the answer is no.
But hey, Lofty's alright. Maybe God will let him off.
Quote: chipolata @ May 17 2013, 8:16 PM BSTCan't you be good and a bit sexist/racist/homophobical?
It's just mucking about!
I'm none of those three things
So I'm a Christian - that doesn't mean I have to behave like a bloody monk all the time
And anyway , I only accepted the Lord Jesus as my saviour about two years ago - I'm 40 now
Old habits die hard!!
If I call some women in an ad 'lezzers' I'm just joking
Homophobic people are backwards, imature cockwits
Ok?!
Quote: zooo @ May 17 2013, 8:29 PM BSTJesus tells me the answer is no.
But hey, Lofty's alright. Maybe God will let him off.
Hey, Jesus forgives all our sins
You just have to ask him
He's forgiven all mine - all
..well all except the sin involving the oven ready chicken and the Vaseline...
But all the others
Ahh he's great
Possibly Lofty has been sent to test us prior to the great audit in the sky ?