Quote: billwill @ April 18 2013, 8:10 PM BSTThat's your fault. You didn't open it right.
Separate two layers, grab the end of the top layer and unwind it over the roll one turn. The tear holes should then line up.
Billwill feels he has done his duty for today in informing you of this act of engineering.
I feel good now knowing it's my fault !
Hang on ! Why should I have to do Andrex's (other toilet tissue is available) job for them ? !
Bloody men who get in my way in the women's clothing/underwear shops/departments. Why women have to trot their men with them to buy things? Weird! I hate having ANYBODY with me when I'm buying clothes.
Quote: lofthouse @ April 18 2013, 8:26 PM BSTHaving to speak to demented pensioners on the phone at work
Today I had an elderly scotsman pleading for some discount on his order
He said , and I quote
"c'mon man! I'm a poor Scotsman, I have tee wear a kilt as I canny afford any trooosers!"
Yes, Mr. K told me he'd been speaking to you.
"You haven't accessed the Google Play Store app on your device with this email account."
You will receive the error "You haven't accessed the Google Play Store app (the white shopping bag app icon) on your device with this email account. Learn More." on the Google Play website if:
Your phone or tablet isn't a supported device. There is no way to manually add your phone or tablet to the device list on play.google.com, and you will not be able to use the Google Play website.
You are trying to use the Google Play website before using the Google Play Store app on your device. It may take several minutes after using the Google Play Store app on your device for that phone or tablet to show up on play.google.com. If you don't have the Google Play Store app pre-installed on your device, contact your carrier or manufacturer for further assistance.
You're signed in with a different account on play.google.com than you're using on your device. Check Menu > Settings > Accounts & sync on your device and ensure you're signed in to the Google Play website with the same account.
You're signed in with a Google Apps account that has not been migrated to the new Google Apps infrastructure These types of accounts cannot use the Google Play website and must use the Google Play Store app on device instead.
You have a device that's running Android 1.5 (Cupcake). Users with Android 1.5 devices cannot use the Google Play website and must use the Google Play Store app on device instead.
What TF are you on about? !
This Samsung Galaxy Google is going in the f**kin' bin soon !
TTPYO: the suggestion that certain failings in the NHS might be due to the nurses having a lack of compassion, rather than the rather obvious fact that they have a chronic lack of funding.
The government at the moment.
Delivery slots !
Waiting on a delivery between 10 - 12.
Why am I never at the 10 end?
Calm down cupcake
National lottery online detecting that I am outside the UK when I am f**king not and refusing to let me buy tickets!
Where does it think you are?
My phone thought I was in France once, when I was merely in Devon.
Quote: Oldrocker @ April 23 2013, 4:57 PM BSTWhere does it think you are?
It doesn't say, the racist bastard
Jumped up little twats ending emails with "I trust this makes sense!"
How patronising can you get?
Constantly getting messages on my phone, having to get my glasses, read it, put glasses down, then another message, ad infinitum. How I long for those halcyon days before I needed glasses.
Well I have to change the bastards constantly from reading glasses to long sight.
