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Trains with horrible seats.

Quote: Lee @ April 15 2013, 7:30 PM BST

Can I add to the list:

Also, whenever I turned down a teenager trying to buy booze, they'd always ALWAYS reply "Well I'm going to go to Tesco instead" like that was supposed to hurt my feelings. >_<

Reminds me of seeing some shop litters stopped inTesco Campbeltown, telling the manager they wouldn't shop in his store again.
Laughing out loud

Met them ten minutes later in the Co-op.

:D

Platitudes after disasters. While it's commendably succinct to simply write "Oh my God" or "How could anyone do this?", it doesn't actually tell us anything, and succeeds only in making a terrible event very slightly tedious, too.

My blokes had 8 different tests at local hospital over last 8 weeks?= no explanations in apps'- he started with a cough?... thorough or unecassery?

Quote: dellas @ April 16 2013, 8:15 AM BST

My blokes had 8 different tests at local hospital over last 8 weeks?= no explanations in apps'- he started with a cough?... thorough or unecassery?

Hi Dellas, long time no see.

Quote: dellas @ April 16 2013, 8:15 AM BST

My blokes had 8 different tests at local hospital over last 8 weeks?= no explanations in apps'- he started with a cough?... thorough or unecassery?

Best to be thorough, dellas.

OK- thanks guys, often check site, not often comment!

Getting called in to work early to find crisis is not a huge leak but a tiny drop of water.

I am not a plumber.

Quote: L.E. @ April 17 2013, 8:01 AM BST

I am not a plumber.

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I am a free man!

Quote: L.E. @ April 17 2013, 8:01 AM BST

Getting called in to work early to find crisis is not a huge leak but a tiny drop of water.

I am not a plumber.

STANDARD INNUNEDO JOKE

Computer systems that fail for a few hours and loose what work you managed to do.

These 'ticker tape' things that run across the bottom of news channels.

I know the latest news is Mrs Thatcher's funeral is taking place it's on the f**kin' screen ffs !

Why can't we have an on / off option like subtitles ?

Angry

;) So agree!

The 7th disc of my Hancock box set doesn't work on my main DVD player...the reading of the disc stops when the words "2 entertain" appear on the screen. It does work on my other player though but it's nevertheless annoying.

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