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Quote: zooo @ March 25 2013, 7:08 PM GMT

Of course, if you exit through the door in the middle of the bus you don't shout thanks across the whole bus to the driver. That would be mental.

In this case I'd pass his windscreen and make the "heart sign" with my hands.

Quote: Sinon @ March 25 2013, 7:09 PM GMT

No - we just live in hope of finding something, by which, to be offended.

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There are some days, I must admit, when I really hope someone (maybe a till girl) annoys me so I I can show him/her my evil side.

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ March 25 2013, 6:58 PM GMT

Excuse my ignorance. But why the "thank you"? Because the driver brought you safe to your destination? Like the applause after the plane has landed?

He or she is human and it's a pretty thankless job driving a bus around, so I for one usually shout a thank you as I get off as well as one just after tapping my oyster card.

Virgin 'effin Media have blocked access to my favourite site to talk with my peers.

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Quote: Gordon Bennett @ March 25 2013, 7:16 PM GMT

In this case I'd pass his windscreen and make the "heart sign" with my hands.

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-when people breathe in the phone
-when people start to tell me a story and then just stop or take forever to get to the point.
-people who hand you money all crumpled up
-people who have no consideration for others
-people who talk at the movie theaters
-people who chew with their mouth open
-people who have bad breath and don't know it(or do, either way)
-when people smoke around me! ugh!

English people who call the cinema the 'movie theater'.

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Quote: billwill @ March 25 2013, 8:49 PM GMT

He or she is human and it's a pretty thankless job driving a bus around, so I for one usually shout a thank you as I get off as well as one just after tapping my oyster card.

Hear hear, Billwill! Sadly there are more and more rude zooos out in the world who spit on common courtesy!

I have definitely never spat on a bus driver.

Quote: zooo @ March 26 2013, 11:44 AM GMT

I have definitely despatched a bus driver.

Anger management issues.

Quote: zooo @ March 26 2013, 11:44 AM GMT

I have definitely never spat on a bus driver.

It's just as bad if you spat AT a bus driver but you didn't manage to reach because you did a rubbishy girl spit!

And it dribbled down my chin?

Are you sure that was spit..?

Unimpressed

Getting blamed for something I couldn't have prevented.
Technological systems that fail
Opening the fridge to get out a bottle of wine and finding none in there.

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