Things that piss you off Page 1,182

Quote: Matthew Stott @ February 1 2013, 9:59 AM GMT

When you try to buy tickets to see The Who at the (rather large) 02; you're there waiting before they even go on sale. The moment they do, you try to get two tickets. Can't get two tickets. Try the second day they'e playing the 02. Can't get two tickets. So they all went in about sixty seconds apparently. Nothing dodgy or unfair there, I'm sure.

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I wanted to see Muse at Singapore, and was told it was sold out in a couple of minutes IIRC.

If each call was, say, 30 seconds, it would require maybe 5000+ phone operators to cope with that - i.e. bullshit.

After thirty days sitting on top of a mountain contemplating the meaning of life, I have come to the conclusion that sitting on a mountain gives you piles.

Piles of what?

That would be telling, but a full cavity search is no laughing matter let me tell you

Quote: Pingl @ February 1 2013, 7:55 PM GMT

After thirty days sitting on top of a mountain contemplating the meaning of life, I have come to the conclusion that sitting on a mountain gives you piles.

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So that's where you've been! We thought you'd been imprisoned for indecency/stalking/sodomy/some other horrible crime.

Quote: keewik @ February 1 2013, 9:17 PM GMT

So that's where you've been! We thought you'd been imprisoned for indecency/stalking/sodomy/some other horrible crime.

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It will all appear in my autobiography 'the man who climbed up a mountain and forgot to come down', PS no charges were pressed and I maintain that the camel was just a close friend!

I donated some money to Save the children recently

Beginning to regret it

Bombarding me with what you could consider begging letters

And last night I had to endure a ten minute phone call (missing the ending of Most Haunted as a result) begging me for more money

Three times I had to say No! im not going to donate any more at this time

Cheeky f**kers

My monies going to the RSPCA next time

Quote: lofthouse @ February 1 2013, 10:44 PM GMT

I donated some money to Save the children recently

Beginning to regret it

Bombarding me with what you could consider begging letters

And last night I had to endure a ten minute phone call (missing the ending of Most Haunted as a result) begging me for more money

Three times I had to say No! im not going to donate any more at this time

Cheeky f**kers

My monies going to the RSPCA next time

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Silly bastards! Sounds like a real turn-off. Don't forget cancer research. When all's said and done people come first ( though I belong to RSPB).

I think theyve wasted most of my donation on shiny full coloured literature and phone calls

Oh and some stickers they sent me with my address details on too

QUIT WASTING MONEY ON THIS SHIT AND GIVE IT TO KIDS THAT ARE STARVING TO DEATH

Sorry

Out my system now

Quote: keewik @ February 1 2013, 11:20 PM GMT

Silly bastards! Sounds like a real turn-off. Don't forget cancer research. When all's said and done people come first ( though I belong to RSPB).

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WHAT ABOUT FOXES.

Cats come first. Then nice people. Non-nice people come below bugs.

What about budgies?

They are cute but mainly cat food.

That bloody song 'Impossible' by the bloody winner of X bloody Factor.

It won't get out of my headdddd. And it's shit.

Quote: zooo @ February 2 2013, 11:08 AM GMT

That bloody song 'Impossible' by the bloody winner of X bloody Factor.

It won't get out of my headdddd. And it's shit.

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What else do you expect? It's the winner of X-Factor whoever that is.

Not heard it myself. I think I'm quite lucky really.

Urgh, you just have to hear it once, and then you're singing it in your head as you wake up. Talk about a flipping earworm.