British Comedy Guide

Things that piss you off Page 117

I may eat the bubble wrap too. If it has chocolate on it.

Chocolate bubble wrap!? Ultimate stress-buster.

Quote: ian_w @ April 18 2008, 3:04 PM BST

Does that mean you love Nobby, or you love France?

I love the French hatred.

Quote: EllieJP @ April 18 2008, 3:21 PM BST

I did NOTHING! ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

You lazy bitch.

Quote: zooo @ April 18 2008, 4:06 PM BST

Just decided, on my ONE day off in 12 days straight of getting up at 5.45am every day, that he would do some extremely loud DIY right outside my bedroom in the morning. Thanks for the lay in, dad.

He just doesn't think! Ever!

*hates*

AWWwwwwwwwww!

Atleast you dont get the phone ringing at 6 on weekend and then the neighbours kid beeping the car horn from 7 til about 2.30

Can you kill the kid in some way?

If you want, we can do a Strangers on a Train dealie, and I'll silence the kid, you can silence my dad.

Deal.

How bigs your dad?

He was in the navy or summink, weren't he?

'E'd 'ave you sleepin' wi' da fishes, Gavin!

Yeah, but sailors don't do no fighting!

They go swimming, sunbathe and catch fish, by all accounts.

They just pretend they do fighting.

Quote: zooo @ April 18 2008, 4:25 PM BST

Yeah, but sailors don't do no fighting!

They go swimming, sunbathe and catch fish, by all accounts.

Laughing out loud

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ April 18 2008, 4:25 PM BST

They just pretend they do fighting.

They fight whales and submarines and shit.

Quote: Aaron @ April 18 2008, 4:30 PM BST

They fight whales and submarines and shit.

I could probably take a Whale and if it's Russian definately a submarine.

Quote: Aaron @ April 18 2008, 4:30 PM BST

They fight whales and submarines and shit.

And inflatable sharks!

And Gaint Squids!

Gaint squids? :P

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ April 18 2008, 4:25 PM BST

They just pretend they do fighting.

Yes, a lot of sailors wrestle in their pants, in their cabin... alone...

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