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It was on my usb stick...and that was in my backpack.

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ January 5 2013, 11:50 AM GMT

It was on my usb stick...and that was in my backpack.

That's why I suggest the matress :P

Maybe his backpack isn't large enough to hold a mattress?

Quote: Sinon @ January 5 2013, 12:24 PM GMT

Maybe his backpack isn't large enough to hold a mattress?

Laughing out loud

I can't brush/floss/mouthwash my cavity away. Serves me right as I was gloating last week that I'd never have one.

People, who weren't even born when Thatcher was in power, going on about how great she is because they've seen Meryl Streep doing some acting.

People who let their small children push heavy trolleys, slowly, around supermarkets.

Quote: Nil Putters @ January 6 2013, 10:48 PM GMT

People who let there small children push heavy trolleys, slowly, around supermarkets.

Just give them a good hard kick in the arse to speed them up. It works for me.
*sent from Cornton Vale Women's Prison*

Quote: Nil Putters @ January 6 2013, 10:48 PM GMT

People, who weren't even born when Thatcher was in power, going on about how great she is because they've seen Meryl Streep doing some acting.

To be fair, we all do that. My opinions on most historical figures are based almost entirely on films and mini series about.

I learned all my history from Blackadder.

Quote: Nil Putters @ January 6 2013, 10:48 PM GMT


People who let there small children push heavy trolleys, slowly, around supermarkets.

Or just don't notice when child is pushing the trolley at an angle, making me jump out the way to avoid been hit.

Quote: zooo @ January 6 2013, 11:42 PM GMT

I learned all my history from Blackadder.

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

Quote: zooo @ January 6 2013, 11:42 PM GMT

I learned all my history from Blackadder.

I prefer the broader sweep of Doctor Who. And, like with the Van Gogh episode, I also learned about mental illness.

Quote: Nil Putters @ January 6 2013, 10:48 PM GMT

People who let there small children push heavy trolleys, slowly, around supermarkets.

People who can't use "their" properly..

You are hereby sentenced to write this out by hand 100 times so that you don't get it wrong again:

Where are John and Jane? They're over there in their car!
Pirate

Trolley misdemeanors are particularly annoying. I hate it when fat-arsed people slump on the handles, making their posterior squidge out into an impassable, arsey barrier. Also when dim-witted shoppers drag the trolley backwards, so on that it veers out into the path of everyone else. But worse off all is when a group of them just stop for a chat, blocking the aisle. I want a snow-plough attachment fitted to my trolley to just plough through them, leaving piles of inconsiderate shoppers flailing in my wake.

Have you lot eve considered shopping on line

After going to an afternoon gig yesterday I popped into the Islington waitose when it was closing and marking stuff down

Mqiddle class feeding frenzy!

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