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Quote: zooo @ December 19 2012, 11:51 PM GMT

I bet it was only tapping him lightly. The big Moaning Minnie.

If that balloon had burst I might have startled. Like a horse.

could have been an hot air balloon

Pop up's on websites!
No matter what anti pop-up software you have, the blighters still get through.
And, they always obscure the thing you want to read or see. They even disguise the little X (cross) in the top right corner by pretenting it's a 'turn off' button. Instead in takes you to their website to throw their adverts at you.

What a great advertising scheme eh, annoy the reader then drag them unwillingy to your site.

He he, imagine the real world doing that; You are looking in a shop window and a man comes up and puts his hands over your eyes.
You naturally get hold of the hand to remove it and he grips your hand and drags you to look in his shop window instead.

When you tell someone about something you're doing, that doesn't involve them and they suggest something you should do instead because that's what they'd do if the were going. Then when you say it politley that it doesn't interest you, they go on and on about it.

Just because you like something doesn't mean I will.

Quote: chipolata @ December 20 2012, 12:04 AM GMT

If that balloon had burst I might have startled. Like a horse.

:D Laughing out loud

Nintendo TV ads

All of em'

They're all just so ....nice

And sensible

Creepy

Quote: lofthouse @ December 20 2012, 7:00 PM GMT

Nintendo TV ads

All of em'

They're all just so ....nice

Is your family not like that lofthouse? Here in normal land, all of us on this forum have fantastic relationships with our nearest and dearest, with no arguing and constant family fun...and we all own white couches as well, apparently.

Hell no

It's all screaming at the TV "die you f**king cheating twaaaaaat" on call of duty 7 or whatever

Not sitting with mother in the living room having a jolly nice spiffing game of Professor bloody Layton on the terribly nice new nintendo ds

Duvets covers that are closed with buttons instead of press studs

Which .......ARSEHEADED buffoon thought that was a good idea

Quote: lofthouse @ December 20 2012, 9:15 PM GMT

Duvets covers that are closed with buttons instead of press studs

Which .......ARSEHEADED buffoon thought that was a good idea

I only do up every other button; my girlfriend hasn't noticed yet...

:)

Fiddly silly little buggering thingggggggs!

A zip would be even better.

Quote: zooo @ December 20 2012, 10:14 PM GMT

A zip would be even better.

Zip?????

Talk sense love !!

Zip!

Pffft

...hang on

Zip

ZIP

your a bloody genius

Of course

The zooo zip

It's the future

:D

Quote: lofthouse @ December 20 2012, 9:15 PM GMT

Duvets covers that are closed with buttons instead of press studs

Which .......ARSEHEADED buffoon thought that was a good idea

Couldn't agree more. After wrestling my duvet into submission and then realising I've put the the cover on inside out, I have to fight it all over again and just when I think I'm finished and have all the corners tucked up nicely, I realise that I have to do up the sodding buttons.

It's easier for me now because I've popped off half the buttons getting the duvets mixed up and thinking it was the snaps one.

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