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Andrew Castle and his Injury Lawyers for You is my current worst ad.

Quote: SimonWing @ December 18 2012, 9:37 PM GMT

Andrew Castle and his Injury Lawyers for You is my current worst ad.

Some people find ambulance-chasing lawyers smug and a bit creepy. What a great idea to employ Andrew Castle to help dispel these images.

Just found out that Facebook wants to use my Instagram profile pictures for advertising purposes. They're still having trouble deciding if I should be the face of diarrhea medicine, impotence drugs or save the panda. :(

Pardon me if I puke at all the shite surrounding the Queen at the Cabinet. She stayed half an hour. HALF AN HOUR! That doesn't indicate a great level of commitment.

In that company it's an eternity.

A little girl in a queue earlier. She kept grinning up at me from her pushchair. Then, when I didn't respond, she started tapping me with her balloon on a pole. Talk about stressful.

Quote: chipolata @ December 19 2012, 2:25 PM GMT

A little girl in a queue earlier. She kept grinning up at me from her pushchair. Then, when I didn't respond, she started tapping me with her balloon on a pole. Talk about stressful.

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Quote: chipolata @ December 19 2012, 2:25 PM GMT

A little girl in a queue earlier. She kept grinning up at me from her pushchair. Then, when I didn't respond, she started tapping me with her balloon on a pole. Talk about stressful.

I totally relate to this. Because of all the paedo stuff in the news for the last few years, I go out of my way not to acknowledge children in any public arena.

Even if they're smiling, waving or staring right at me, I refuse to even look at them because everyone is so hyper paranoid at the moment. Yeah, it's sad, especially if the child has no father figure in their life, but it's just not worth the risk of being mistaken for a paedo.

Thandi newton and her flippin BB creams

Shaaaadap!

Not having a cup holder in my car and having to stuff it in the little tray thing on the inside of my door. Stopping at traffic lights becomes rather perilous. Maybe you can buy cup holders. I should look into it.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ December 19 2012, 2:41 PM GMT

I totally relate to this. Because of all the paedo stuff in the news for the last few years, I go out of my way not to acknowledge children in any public arena.

Even if they're smiling, waving or staring right at me, I refuse to even look at them because everyone is so hyper paranoid at the moment. Yeah, it's sad, especially if the child has no father figure in their life, but it's just not worth the risk of being mistaken for a paedo.

Laughing out loud

It was more that I just hate children.

Too true. Let's exterminate the little bastards so there'll be nobody to pay for our pensions in future years. And wipe our slavering mouths(and other bits).

Quote: keewik @ December 19 2012, 11:35 PM GMT

Too true. Let's exterminate the little bastards so there'll be nobody to pay for our pensions in future years. And wipe our slavering mouths(and other bits).

I'm not against the concept of them, I just don't like them talking to me.
Or tapping me with balloons. That's out of order.

It's owner should have sorted it out. I'd never have let my sprogs beat anybody with a balloon - but of course they were perfectly behaved angels.

I bet it was only tapping him lightly. The big Moaning Minnie.

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