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I was already running late and got stopped on the street by someone asking diections. English wasn't their first language, there is only so many I can explain it is straight ahead for X amount of time.
Then they followed me and caught up with me at the lights to ask again. I was heading in the same direction and couldn't get away.

Now I just got home and have to go out again.

Getting out my work from yesterday and I have discovered that the toddler decided to help me with my highlighting at some point while I wasn't looking. I also have two pages stuck together with honey because the 7 year old can't sit still while she eats. My own stupid fault for not securing it all in a plastic wallet the minute the kids arrived.

Cats puked all over the settee

Again

Bitch

I'm sure more comes out than actually goes in

Can you secure the child in a straitjacket?

Quote: lofthouse @ November 24 2012, 11:29 AM GMT

Cats puked all over the settee

Again

Bitch

I'm sure more comes out than actually goes in

Aw, it doesn't do it to annoy you!

I'm not so sure...

I think it's her way of telling me to buy more expensive food !

Hehe. Or maybe she wants a new sofa?

Quote: Harridan @ November 24 2012, 10:59 AM GMT

Getting out my work from yesterday and I have discovered that the toddler decided to help me with my highlighting at some point while I wasn't looking. I also have two pages stuck together with honey because the 7 year old can't sit still while she eats. My own stupid fault for not securing it all in a plastic wallet the minute the kids arrived.

http://www.thetrailermash.com/mary-poppins-horror/

I miss my cats :(

Quote: Lee @ November 24 2012, 11:44 AM GMT

I miss my cats :(

So do I, and I aim really well! Whistling nnocently

Quote: Lee @ November 24 2012, 11:44 AM GMT

I miss my cats :(

New one for Christmas?

Quote: zooo @ November 24 2012, 11:48 AM GMT

New one for Christmas?

Nah. I don't really want pets, but I became quite fond of those two.

Quote: Lee @ November 24 2012, 11:50 AM GMT

Nah. I don't really want pets, but I became quite fond of those two.

You could buy a helicopter cat?

Don't bring that weirdo up again!

You'll have to just make friends with other peoples' cats. The responsibility-free option.

I think pet shelters let you take an abandoned cat home for the weekend.

Dear Argos advert. FUCK OFF!

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