I've started to rather like the Bill Nighy one.
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The Bill Nighy what Oldrocker?
I like the Ikea advert with the toys. Wierd for me to not hate an advert.
Also, that Surface advert (where students f**k about with that detachable laptop/tab thing) is on more than any other advert I can remember.
Quote: zooo @ November 21 2012, 12:05 AM GMTI've started to rather like the Bill Nighy one.
Me too. The rest of them can f**k off, though.
TTPYO: Having to spend the best part of the morning travelling to and from the kids' school to drop off a forgotten packed lunch. The amount of money that school costs and they can't make a f**king sandwich for a child.
TTPYO: Car Headlamps.
Even when they're not on full-beam they're too f**king bright - especially those knobbing Xenon - whatever ones.
PLUS I was flashed this morning - in broad daylight - for not having my lights on!
It seems that these days a spot of rain calls for football-stadium floodlights on every poncing motor.
Quote: Lazzard @ November 21 2012, 9:53 AM GMTTTPYO: Car Headlamps.
Even when they're not on full-beam they're too f**king bright - especially those knobbing Xenon - whatever ones.
PLUS I was flashed this morning - in broad daylight - for not having my lights on!
It seems that these days a spot of rain calls for football-stadium floodlights on every poncing motor.
What's with these bloody blue headlights, I thought they were illegal, there's more and more of them around here, normally accompanied by a thumping base, sticky out wheels, and driven by some stringy youth with a gormless look on his face. 
Quote: Lazzard @ November 21 2012, 9:53 AM GMTPLUS I was flashed this morning - in broad daylight - for not having my lights on!
Maybe they just thought you wanted to see their junk?
Quote: sootyj @ November 21 2012, 10:13 AM GMTMaybe they just thought you wanted to see their junk?
I totally read it that way too!
Quote: Harridan @ November 21 2012, 10:14 AM GMTI totally read it that way too!
Doh!
i think the cold must be getting to my double-entendre radar.
Quote: Lazzard @ November 21 2012, 9:53 AM GMTTTPYO: Car Headlamps.
PLUS I was flashed this morning - in broad daylight - for not having my lights on!
Were they not just trying to warn you that the Police had a speed camera/radar a bit furthur up the road?
Or that the hem of your dress was hanging out the bottom of the door?
I don't think Lazzard wears dresses.
(and his transvestite alter ego makes them explode into life).
Quote: reds @ November 21 2012, 11:02 AM GMTWere they not just trying to warn you that the Police had a speed camera/radar a bit furthur up the road?
No - the bloke did the traditional mime for 'no lights' to hammer the point home.
Quote: sootyj @ November 21 2012, 11:53 AM GMTI don't think Lazzard wears dresses.
Not for driving, anyway.
Quote: Lazzard @ November 21 2012, 12:43 PM GMTNot for driving, anyway.
Always Mr. Practical.