Quote: Pingl @ October 17 2012, 5:24 PM BSTstill at least they aren't in tanks anymore storming the Maginot line.
Never did did they? They went round it I think.
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Quote: Oldrocker @ October 17 2012, 5:26 PM BSTNever did did they? They went round it I think.
Your right tricky bastards!
I'll tell you what pisses me off. I've changed my phone number about seven times and yet bloody double glazing companies are still calling me. How do they get my number, are they affiliated to MI5 or is one of my children acting as a mole for them. Sometimes I can see them at the end of my street, window frames at the ready, putty in their hands, they are everywhere! Hang on someones just knocked at the door....
I wouldn't mind but I'm already fully double glazed, apparently its the wrong sort, to old fashioned, the words bollocks and complete come to mind
I get annoyed by people who call and not only pretend they aren't going to sell you something, but try to give the impression they aren't even from a sales company. I had one last week, saying she had to check the insulation, as if it was compulsory.
We just had that exact call. F**k offffffffff.
Quote: Nogget @ October 17 2012, 6:23 PM BSTI get annoyed by people who call and not only pretend they aren't going to sell you something, but try to give the impression they aren't even from a sales company. I had one last week, saying she had to check the insulation, as if it was compulsory.
Oh yes the old insulation check, we have a government grant to fleece you blind. I wish they would all leave me alone, if I want something I will go to yellow pages and call them, otherwise just get off my f**king land!
Oh dear I thinlk I'm turning into Victor Meldrew, my wife calls me Victor. Worse still I could be turning into my Father, cribbage anyone?
Quote: Oldrocker @ October 17 2012, 5:23 PM BSTAnd them and Mercedes drivers . . in fact, drivers of German cars !
For me, German bastards driving any cars.....
When the best thing on TV is a repeat of what I watched last night.
Thieves. 
Stole a parcel from my porch within half an hour of it being delivered.
Everyone doing the Gangnam style horsey dance.
Quote: Loopey @ October 18 2012, 1:04 PM BSTThieves.
Stole a parcel from my porch within half an hour of it being delivered.
Quote: Loopey @ October 18 2012, 1:04 PM BSTThieves.
Stole a parcel from my porch within half an hour of it being delivered.
Wrap up a neat parcel of cow sh*t and leave it on your porch.
Quote: billwill @ October 19 2012, 2:32 AM BST
Wrap up a neat parcel of cow sh*t and leave it on your porch.
Honestly, do that Loopey. Stick a GPS Tracker in there or something. 
Quote: Lee @ October 19 2012, 11:25 AM BSTHonestly, do that Loopey. Stick a GPS Tracker in there or something.
I know I live in a rural area but I don't fancy popping off to the nearest farm to shovel cow s*** into a bag. People round here think I'm a bit odd already. 