On a narrow road when you pull in and flash your lights to let the person travelling in the opposite direction through.
They pass you and totally ignore you - no courteous nod of the head/hand wave/tit flash - nothing!
Am I the only one who then hopes they lose it on the next bend and meet with a tortuous and agonising death?
Quote: sootyj @ October 15 2012, 10:54 AM BSTAs in so many things loopy my dear you are the exception that proves the rule
is that good or bad?
Those adverts where some annoying young woman sitting on the end of her bed demonstrates how to style your hair (in a bizarre, ludicrous style) whilst crooning some vomit inducing pop ditty
W
T
F
Oh god, they are so annoying!
I want to batter the current one to death with her hair dryer
Is that wrong?
Good
I think they're all lovely and proper girlies.
Quote: Brian Bickerstaffe @ October 15 2012, 11:13 AM BSTAm I the only one who then hopes they lose it on the next bend and meet with a tortuous and agonising death?
Seems like I am...anger management classes ..here I come...
Also, on cold winter nights when your trusty spade just won't do and you need a pickaxe to begin digging a shallow grave....
When that Austrian dude was skydiving to earth from space a tiny tiny tiny part of me hoped it would go disastrously wrong and he hit the ground with a splat
It was a tiny TIIIIIIINY voice in the back of my mind
And I told it to f**k off and stop being horrible
I'm not insane
Whose seen my purple banana tree?
Quote: lofthouse @ October 15 2012, 7:56 PM BSTWhose seen my purple banana tree?
Fortunately no one who can pick you out of a police lineup
Pervert
Getting half way through cleaning the fridge and getting bored.
Adverts on radio whilst cleaning fridge: PPI- This in general. Is there anyone left in the entire f**king country to make a claim for this?
PPI Advert- Something about a voice in your head. If the voices in your head talk to you about PPI you have issues beyond mental health; you are astonishingly boring.
And do we now use schizophrenia as a marketing tool? That memo passed me by. I was probably distracted by the voices in my head being aghast at the apparent dullness of other people's head voices.
Crisps- can't even remember which brand. So not only a waste of mine and the advertisers time, but is two small girls and their mum laughing at the father for being fat. Rude. Bullying. Not helpful for the cause of feminism when we just make men feel shit as well, not quite the equality we're after. And people wonder why there are so many broken families, I'd f**king walk out if someone talked to me like that, especially if it was as often as that advert is played. And it's an advert for crisps! At least if it was for something grim like ryvita they could use the mean smugness efficiently.
And then the songs come back on- what is going on with the trend in the last couple of years where there's a little chuckle of laughter in the song? You haven't said anything witty. Not even tried, I'm not being picky, you actually haven't attempted to make a joke. Is something funny happening in the studio? You should be able to edit that out, it's unprofessional. Tell us what the joke is if you leave the laugh in, are you five years old and getting satisfaction from thinking 'I'm not telling them what's so funny'?
That's all for now, back next ad break!
Quote: AJGO @ October 17 2012, 2:31 PM BSTCrisps- can't even remember which brand.
I can sometimes remember ads I've seen, but NEVER what brand they were for. Sometimes not even what type of product it was.
And then the songs come back on- what is going on with the trend in the last couple of years where there's a little chuckle of laughter in the song?
Bleh, hate that.
TTPMO
BMW drivers.
Quote: Oldrocker @ October 17 2012, 3:25 PM BSTTTPMO
BMW drivers.
Don't you know it's Audi drivers we hate these days?
Quote: Nogget @ October 17 2012, 4:45 PM BSTDon't you know it's Audi drivers we hate these days?
And them and Mercedes drivers . . in fact, drivers of German cars !
Quote: Oldrocker @ October 17 2012, 5:23 PM BSTAnd them and Mercedes drivers . . in fact, drivers of German cars !
still at least they aren't in tanks anymore storming the Maginot line.