Things that piss you off Page 1,051

Quote: Harridan @ July 24 2012, 2:50 PM BST

TTPYO: Scientists who proclaim that arts and humanities are a complete waste of time, and who declare that all fields of science outside of their specialism are inferior. I know it's a light-hearted rivalry thing, but it's so f**king boring and it alienates people who aren't naturally drawn to science. You can't bemoan the lack of public understanding of science and in the same breath say 'f**k you' to anyone with other interests. I'm looking at you, Professor Brian Cox.

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Ironically, he doesn't realise he's not very funny because comedy is not a science.

Quote: Godot Taxis @ July 24 2012, 2:14 PM BST

But I didn't have to shower with men

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You didn't have to, but you still did ya weirdy. Godot insisted that we shower together after our latest sporting endeavour, I thought it a bit strange at the time as we were only playing Cluedo, but nothing ventured, etc.

Quote: zooo @ July 24 2012, 1:59 PM BST

Ah, but were you famous and successful and adored by millions of misguided girls?

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Quote: zooo @ July 24 2012, 2:01 PM BST

Think how much gaybashing the poor bastard gets in person, when he gets this much online.

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Oh no, have we been mean about the young, successful, attractive sports person, lusted after by millions?

Just how cruel can we be? Who will we pick on next? Joey Deacon?

Stupid sunburn.

Just don't think gaybashing is required!

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 24 2012, 8:27 PM BST

Stupid sunburn.

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Aw, I for once didn't get it yesterday. Must be the weird new suncream I used. (It looked like Olive oil.)

I used so much sun lotion. Factor 50.

Wows. The sun is sneaky.

Or Elliot is rubbish at applying sun cream to backs.

Ah, now we get to the root of the matter!

And I hurt.

Quote: zooo @ July 24 2012, 8:28 PM BST

Just don't think gaybashing is required!

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They're old men, they come from a different world when everything was in black and white, they know not what they do.

Quote: zooo @ July 24 2012, 8:28 PM BST

Just don't think gaybashing is required!

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It isn't. And nobody was. Some of us like to tell jokes on here.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ July 24 2012, 8:38 PM BST

They're old men, they come from a different world when everything was in black and white, they know not what they do.

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Actually, it's the other way round. Things were in colour before and are in black and white now.

Gay jokes ARE gay bashing. But let's agree to disagree. And I never said who I was referring to, so if you don't feel it was you then it probably wasn't.

Quote: zooo @ July 25 2012, 3:38 PM BST

Gay jokes ARE gay bashing. But let's agree to disagree. And I never said who I was referring to, so if you don't feel it was you then it probably wasn't.

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This. But quietly so that no one decides to shout at me.

Quote: zooo @ July 25 2012, 3:38 PM BST

Gay jokes ARE gay bashing. But let's agree to disagree. And I never said who I was referring to, so if you don't feel it was you then it probably wasn't.

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This. I don't care if anyone shouts at me

I am in agreement also.