I've written a couple of one liners/short gags. Think I may try expand them to jokes in a sitcom I'm writing. Any feedback would be gratefully received, thanks.
1. My dyslexic friend text me yesterday. "How r u? Problams at wrk. Finking of joyning an onion."
2. I'm not dogmatic I just f**kin believe this shit.
3. Magistrates. Disposing of offenders and posing in suspenders since 1327.
4. It's a working class tradition, like rhyming the names of children and pets.
5. Once bitten, twice shy. Thrice bit and you're kinky.
6. Falling for you must be a very long trip.
7. People who live in glass houses should really have better sex.
8. Your momma's so fat she eats at Table Mountain.
9. 99% of dementia patients forget meaningless statistics.
