Googlehack

JOHN AND JANE ARE LOOKING SOMETHING UP ON T'INTERNET

JANE
I'm starving lets Google the local Chinese.

JOHN
That's funny there's no results found.

JANE
You're probably using too many words you great twonk, just Google Chinese.

JOHN
Here we go there's a billion results; piss off you slanty eyed hackers, you can keep your pandas, infact why don't you f**k a panda Fu Manchu?

JANE
They've even got an article by Prince Philip on how excessive wanking makes you slitty eyed.

JOHN
They're really pissed with the Chinese for hacking them. I'm glad we live in a country where the government doesn't spy on you.

JANE
Hey for a laugh let's Google Gordon Brown and twat.

JOHN
One result, look behind you.

THEY TURN AROUND 2 TRAFFIC WARDENS DRAG THEM AWAY

TRAFFICWARDEN1
You're going to get Googlewhacked!

I think it is a good set up that Google will now find negative documents/websites about people that have got on their bad side - just wonder if you could have gone in another direction once that has been established.

I assume that the couple are reading the bit about the slanty eyed effers off the computer screen. Should this be made clear in the text?

The racist stuff didnt do it for me though and Prince Philip being non PC seems a bit dragged out IMHO. I would have found it funnier if the author was Prince Harry - that's probably just me though.

I think the Googlewhack line was a good one to end on.

Thnks it's nippy but you're right the Philip/racist stuff is a bit hackneyed.