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Punctuation mark for sarcasm Page 3

Quote: Griff @ January 20 2010, 1:14 PM GMT

You leave the apostrophe alone, Nogget, you flipping vandal.

"The boy's rubbish" is not ambiguous.

It clearly means "The boy is rubbish".

"The [rubbish belonging to the boy]" would not be a sentence as it does not have a verb.

True, but what about screenplay format, e.g.

MUM IS WALKING OUT OF BEDROOM CARRYING A SMALL BIN. DAD CROSSES HER IN THE HALL

DAD:
What's in the bin dearest?

MUM:
The boy's rubbish.

Quote: Blobster @ January 22 2010, 1:45 PM GMT

MUM IS WALKING OUT OF BEDROOM CARRYING A SMALL BIN. DAD CROSSES HER IN THE HALL

DAD:
What's in the bin dearest?

MUM:
The boy's rubbish.

DAD:
Yes, I know, but what's in the bin?

:)

Jeez Griff...it was just meaningless banter. But I like your passion. You are like a British version of the Academie Francaise.

Quote: Griff @ January 23 2010, 8:07 AM GMT

I don't like people messing with the apostrophe. Down that road lies...

Apostasy.

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