I would marry the ball chair.
I would shag the swan chair.
and I would Kill the egg chair.
But, despite the constent warning, has anybody had their arm broken by a swan.. chair?
Egg chair, ball chair, swan chair Page 2
Three chairs for this thread!
Hip Hip ...
Wasn't there an old joke about a paedo who described his cocks, nuts and sack as a swanm it's eggs and her nest.
Only for his daughter to break it's neck crush the eggs and burn the nest?
Quote: Scottidog @ January 20 2010, 4:50 PM GMTBut, despite the constent warning, has anybody had their arm broken by a swan.. chair?
No, but I did break a swan with an arm chair once.
Quote: ayusky88 zou @ January 20 2010, 2:57 AM GMT**Designed originally for the Royal SAS Hotel
Two chairs wins.
Oh, it's three. 
I did actually tell a swan to f**k off once. It was nicking all the bread from the ducks.
Quote: Scottidog @ January 20 2010, 5:14 PM GMTI did actually tell a swan to f**k off once. It was nicking all the bread from the ducks.
Why do I get the impression you are the prime cause behind Animal Hospital's existence?
Quote: bamalamafizzvaj @ January 20 2010, 5:11 PM GMTNo, but I did break a swan with an arm chair once.
Oh, no, you'll make Rolf Harris cry now.
Quote: SlagA @ January 20 2010, 5:17 PM GMTWhy do I get the impression you are the prime cause behind Animal Hospital's existence?
No Slag! How dare you.
Not from that incident anyway.
The incident where I lost my cat inside the fish tank probably did it...
or, when I found a puppy in a cardboard box outside in the cold, I thought that isn't a suitable home for him, so I put him in a warm wheelie bin.
Quote: Scottidog @ January 20 2010, 4:50 PM GMTI would marry the ball chair.
I would shag the swan chair.
and I would Kill the egg chair.
Same here, but would consider bludgeoning the ball chair instead.
Quote: Scottidog @ January 20 2010, 5:23 PM GMTNo Slag! How dare you.
Quote: SlagA @ January 20 2010, 5:24 PM GMTSame here, but would consider bludgeoning the ball chair instead.
Or kiss the ball(s)?
Aren't all chairs owned by the Queen?
Quote: bigfella @ January 20 2010, 5:27 PM GMTAren't all chairs owned by the Queen?
Depends on how much swan DNA remains on the blunt ends.
Quote: Tim Walker @ January 20 2010, 4:34 PM GMTWell done for closing this thread...
Aaron or Zooo must have opened it. My powers are nothing in comparison to his.
Quote: bigfella @ January 20 2010, 5:27 PM GMTAren't all chairs owned by the Queen?
Most of them. The others are throne away.