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OK, this is starting to get on my pip now!

Angry

(Is it the three wishes joke?)

Quote: zooo @ January 21 2010, 12:51 AM GMT

(Is it the three wishes joke?)

Are you being all cerebral and making arcane references to Prokofiev ?

I truly wish I was that intellectual.

Quote: zooo @ January 21 2010, 12:51 AM GMT

(Is it the three wishes joke?)

Yes it is!

That joke always does well. Especially if you drag it out as long as possible 'cause that way when you hit the punchline, it's so terrible and pointless that its genius.

Amazing.

Quote: DaButt @ January 20 2010, 3:02 AM GMT

Did you hear about the guy who was psychic and predicted the arrival of an admonishment from the moderator about TXT Speak?

Ahhh no I didn't hear about that specific guy.

And yeah the text speak was due to the lack of characters! Trust me I hate text speak, it was last resort!

Thought of a weird joke this morning...

Jim told me he's into bestiality.

I said, that's bollocks!

He said, no it's the dogs bollocks.

:S

My favourite joke....

How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?

Put in a microwave until its Bill Withers.

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