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Things you never want to hear your Dr say Page 4
My friend once had a lump like that. God how I miss him.
Hello there...look nurse there's a person underneath that huge growth.
Only of you Siamese twins can live would you like to borrow a knife?
"Don't worry it'll hardly hurt at all. It's your family who'll suffer the most."
"If you'd just be able to go behind the screen please, you look like shit."
If you let me film it I'll split Harry Hill's £250 with you.
Quote: sglen @ January 18 2010, 10:17 PM GMT"If you'd just be able to go behind the screen please, you look like shit."
Don't worry, I've seen this plenty of times before. My family runs a funeral home.
Don't worry, it's alright. I have indeed seen something like it before, in the Alien Trilogy!
Do degrees from Wikipedia count?
"Medical School? Of course! I went to Salford. Oh yes, you can do medicine there. That's why they called their hospital Hope"
(For Mancs only. Sorry)
Of course I've heard about your problem, why you're the talk of the entire medical profession!
"F**k off"
Do I remember fagging for you at Eton? As a mater of fact I do.
No need for the lubricatant nurse........
"I'll just Wiki it.."
"I'm going to have to refer you to another doctor. I just think you're a twat"
Things you never want to hear your dr say...
"Don't these sort of things usually go in General Discussion, Sootyj?"
If that f**king rabbit asks me "waz up?" one more time I'm going to shoot my television and everybody else.