I don't know whether to lance it or climb it.
Things you never want to hear your Dr say Page 3
"You'll need some time off, I'll write you a note. Is it orifices or orifi?"
"Do you have any trouble swallowing? Because I really don't want to stain this suit"
You want a sicknote?
I'll just write how I want to sodomise and watch you cry in the mirror.
You can go on incapacity if you want but by law I do have to incapacitate you.
(meh...)
We saved everything below the nose.
Yeah, it's extremely contagious I'm afraid. But you're fine.
Quote: sootyj @ January 18 2010, 9:43 PM GMTWe saved everything below the nose.
Ha!
Yes it's contagious, now here's a shovel please bury yourself.
Mrs Jones it was quints but the big one ate one of the little ones, ooh now it's twins.
Wanna see a dead body?
I've never really fully recovered from the death of my close friend, Dr Harold Shipman
Like a drink?
Well good news you're going to be pickled you freak.
What's Viagra in Latin?
Don't wanna date me?
Fine I'll just wait for your autopsy.
"The good news is Channel Five want to make a documentary about you!"
If my pissing phone was working, I'd be putting that on YouTube.
"Thank God I'm insured!"