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Sayings you live by... Page 4

Quote: chipolata @ January 15 2010, 10:09 AM GMT

"If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all..." That's very much the Chipolata way of life. Always has been, always will be. :)

You should follow that advice there Chip! ;)

Quote: EllieJP @ January 15 2010, 10:32 AM GMT

You should follow that advice there Chip! ;)

I do!

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Quote: SlagA @ January 15 2010, 10:38 AM GMT

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Ditto.

Quote: chipolata @ January 15 2010, 10:09 AM GMT

"If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all..." That's very much the Chipolata way of life. Always has been, always will be. :)

You probably have a speech impairment which may respond to treatment.

Mine are

"The lessons you need to learn will be taught until they are learned."

and

"You may convince me, I doubt you'll convince yourself."

My grandfather lived by his motto "Never go back" which is why he lost his job on the Cross Channel ferry.

My grandfather used to say 'You're a filthy little pervert get out of my house now!'
I think it has stood me in good stead for most eventualities.

Quote: roscoff @ January 15 2010, 1:35 PM GMT

My granfather used to say 'You're a filthy little pervert get out of my fanny now!'

Seems only reasonable.

"Don't let the bastards grind you down"

I'm The Greatest.

I am the one and only - Chesney Hawks

Quote: chipolata @ January 15 2010, 3:42 PM GMT

I am the one and only - Chesney Hawks

Del!!! You're back.

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