Not sure about this little bit of a 5 min stand-up routine, could someone give me their opinion.
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Then I finally thought I'd met the girl of my dreams, we were out on a date and were getting on great. I took her bowling , she worked down the alley - giving blowjobs for a tenner.
I was gutted when I found out, that date cost me £25!
I could've had two!.. And had enough left over for a kebab!
Absolutely gutted.
You're in the right job as you are.
Not bad, though the - I took her bowling, she worked down the ally - doesn't really work.
Maybe something along the lines - I took her bowling, turned out she was a pro - coupled with some other re-wording.
"I took her bowling - it was right up her alley"
"I showed her the balls - she showed me her split"
"I don't like those shoes they give you to bowl with - I find the ball works better"