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Signed Autographs

I have Helen Lederer, Anita Dobson, Rik Mayall, Imelda Staunton, Sarah Ferguson and Gregor Fisher {i've met him and got a photo with him.

And what do you do with these autographs? I've never understood the appeal.

I think it is the fact that a signature is something unique to that person, and something personal.

I have Ian Lavender, Ross Noble, Tamsin Greig, Stephen Mangan, Pippa Haywood, Karl Theobald, Mark Heap and Robin Ince.

What other sort of autographs are there?

Was actually just thinking that myself!

I guess there is only the two sorts. One is just the signature, the other might is more personal to that person who requested it.

I think all celebeities should autograph in blood with a quill pen.

...at the bottom of a folded piece of paper.

I have Mr Motivator's.
Didn't ask for it though.

Mr. Motivator AWESOME!! SAY "huh" he almost inspired me to get up and do something in the morning.

I got girls aloud, got stuck in the queue trying to buy a dvd and got put next to a teenager who had jacked off to them so much he was slim and David Brent I swear you can see the video footage. Oh yeah I take video camera to HMV so what? they are shorter in real life Kim is delicious though

I had a napkin that was left in a room by Rod stewart. It had bits of food from his gob on it and it said Scotland forever, but the bugger didn't sign it. I threw it away. Then i had a ball signed by the entire Coventry City Football team , back in 1988 i think. I was looking after them at the hotel I worked in. They used to sing to me. I tell you I was in Heaven. I dont think i used a vibe for 2 weeks solid back then. Anyhoo, I gave it to my son to play with as his ball got squashed by a truck. Needless to say he kicked it through a neighbours closed window and i wasnt going to own up to that mess and exspense. Maybe CCFC got the blame for it.

So you "looked after" the team of rich, randy men, charley is there any secrets we don't know about your bedroom life? :P i once had a autograph from mickey mouse but he must have not been used to wearing the micky mouse costume as he singed it donald duck. I also have three premiership managers, richard hammond and tim vine.

There is more. You dont know what job I do eh! LOL. Well you can all keep guessing on that one. . You will never get it ever. I am not a type of car either.(Escort). Nooooooooooooooooo wankyou.xx

Quote: charley rance @ April 21, 2007, 5:40 PM

I had a napkin that was left in a room by Rod stewart. It had bits of food from his gob on it and it said Scotland forever, but the bugger didn't sign it. I threw it away. Then i had a ball signed by the entire Coventry City Football team , back in 1988 i think. I was looking after them at the hotel I worked in. They used to sing to me. I tell you I was in Heaven. I dont think i used a vibe for 2 weeks solid back then. Anyhoo, I gave it to my son to play with as his ball got squashed by a truck. Needless to say he kicked it through a neighbours closed window and i wasnt going to own up to that mess and exspense. Maybe CCFC got the blame for it.

There's something disturbing about that quote, but I'm a gentleman and I won't point it out. <-- Ironically there's something disturbing about that as well.

LOL Leevil. I see where you are coming from there. It was the ball i gave my son. Not the Vibe. lol

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