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Celebs you've met that are smug b*stards Page 12

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I met IT David when I looked under a bridge; he's a great ugly troll, with eyes as big as saucers, and a nose as long as a poker.

Quote: IT David @ January 17 2010, 7:07 PM GMT

Nuff said.

Quote: Danny @ January 13 2010, 2:53 AM BST

Jim Davidson- I met him at the stage door of the Edinburgh Playhouse. There was a disabled man in a wheelchair waiting to meet him also. The man asked for an autograph and was told, in no uncertain terms, ''F**k Off''.

Neil Morrisey- I met him in a pub. I asked for an autograph and he said ''No, they'll all want one!''. Weird considering no one but me bothered to even speak to him.

Jennifer Saunders- Edinburgh Playhouse. Looking at me with a ''I'm so much better than everyone else'' look on her face and looking pissed off when I asked for an autograph. Dawn French was more pleasant than Saunders was.

Michelle McManus- Well, didn't meet as such. Saw her in a supermarket. Queing up to buy something and because the queue ( mostly elderly people ) took its time getting slower, she simply put the item back and stormed off in a huff.

For me, that makes those four arrogant. I may be wrong.

Davidson - If he was working that night then that is unforgivable, but if he was just out like everone else, then I can understand it. I'd assume it was the latter, he's an old pro and I don't think he would refuse his showbiz duties when it's his own gig. But I could be wrong. Even so I admire the bloke's honesty.

The other two I can understand as well, even celebs need a private life, if they are out for a drink then they rarely want to be harrissed for autographs. Morrisey's response seems quite friendly to me. I can understand why some of them get huffy tho. Like I said, I admire Davidson's no nonsense honesty.

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