CONFUSED.COM SHOUTY PERSON: (based on http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EQeFq2he4U)
(SCREAMS) Ahhhh!
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Threeeee seemingly identical Parties, giving you the same policies over and over and over again.
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That's confused dot......NICK GRIFFIN ENTERS AND PUNCHES SHOUTY PERSON WHO RUNS OFF CRYING.
FX: DIRECT LINE JINGLE (Doo-dle-de, doo-dle-de, doo-dle-de, ba-ba ba-ba ba baaa)
Hi, I'm Nick Griffin. Here at "misdirect line", we don't go on any of those comparison websites - Not since what happened on Question Time - so you can lap up our bile without ANY unfair interference from mediators. When you come to us direct I guarantee you HUGE RAVINGS..
GO COMPARE TENOR ENTERS
NICK GRIFFIN
Oi, this is my show, I bought this slot. You Europeans, coming here and taking over our cheap adverts....
GOCOMPARE MAN (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJ-6clXHMEw)
Gocompare! gocompare! (GRIFFIN RUNS OUT HOLDING HIS EARS)
If you're unsure who to vote for first gocompare
When the parties look the same
Or you forgot the Lib Dem's name
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When in doubt check them out
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Just thank your stars that we don't list Tony Blair
