Celebrity Big Brother

EXT - BIG BROTHER SET - NIGHT

DAVINA McCALL IS BIGGING IT ALL UP AND GURNING TO CAMERA.

DAVINA:
Oh my God! Oh my God! The next celebrity to enter the Big Brother house is...

VIDEO SCREEN IGNITES INTO A MONTAGE OF CLIPS SHOWING AN UNRECOGNISABLE PERSON SHOPPING IN TESCO. MUSIC BUILDS TO A CRESCENDO. VIDEO SCREEN BLACKS OUT.

DAVINA (SCREAMING):
It's BARRY TELFER!

BARRY TELFER GETS OUT OF A LIMO THROUGH THE BACK DOOR.

DAVINA:
Barry, amazing! What are you going to do in there? How will you get your time in?

BARRY:
I expect I'll just keep my head down, maybe write my journal, do some marking or something like that.

DAVINA:
Oh my God! OH-MY-GOD! That's totally amazing Barry! You've got some kids doing mock GCSEs haven't you?! That's soooo totally amazing! OK, In you go!(PAUSE) It's BARRY TELFER!

BARRY CLIMBS THE STEPS, TURNS TOWARD THE CROWD, WAVES AND THEN GOES THROUGH THE DOORS WHICH SHUT BEHIND HIM.

DAVINA:
How amazing is that? Amazing! So totally amazing!

END:

Nice idea , like the image of flashing up footage of Barry walking around Tesco. Might be unnecessary, but I feel you might want to show some footage of him in the classroom to establish he is a teacher before he says he might fill in his journal and do some marking in there.

Good one.

I got that he was just an ordinary teacher, but if you want to maybe flag up the non-celeb(ness) of Barry you could perhaps do this:

DAVINA (SCREAMING):
It's BARRY TILFER!

BARRY GETS OUT OF A LIMO THROUGH THE BACK DOOR.

BARRY
Um... Telfer.

DAVINA:
Barry, amazing! What are you going to do in there? How will you get your time in?