Evening ladies and gents. Any thoughts/ line preferences?
DEATH OF A BROWN to the tune of DEATH OF A CLOWN by THE KINKS
NARRATOR (POSSIBLY ALASTAIR DARLING) SINGING
And now Gordon Brown's got to turn up the spin (/get thicker skin)
Hewitt and Hoon challenging from within
PATRICIA HEWITT AND GEOFF HOON
The old Party Whip cannot mute us no more
We've had enough of this fi-nan-cial bore
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So they didn't vote for the death of a Brown
Won't someone help us to de-throne this clown
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Let's all drink to the sacking of Brown
The ballots, like snow drifts now litter the floor
No one else voted, the turn-out was poor (/he still lives next door IF DARLING IS THE NARRATOR)
Like in a teacup's pro-ver-bial storm
Weathered by Brown and his supp-or-ting Pawns.
(or: Brown's still in power to see through reform)
We can't depose that damn chump Gordon Brown
Though-he wasn't elected, the four-letter noun
Let's all drink to the coup that fells Brown
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Let's all drink 'cause out Party will drown
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