Wedding DJ Hero

WEDDING DJ HERO

GRAMS:URGENT GUITAR RIFFS GOING ON.

YOUTHY MAN:
From the makers of Guitar Hero and DJ Hero comes a brand new video game experience.

GRAMS:GUITAR RIFF ENDS ABRUPTLY.

FX:A LOUD VINYL SCRATCH, THEN -

GRAMS:NAFF EIGHTIES MUSIC, PREFERABLY THE BIRDIE SONG, PLAYS LOW THROUGHOUT.

YOUTHY MAN:
Wedding DJ Hero.

YOUTHY WOMAN:
Yes! Be the pants mobile disco DJ you've always wanted to be.

YOUTHY MAN:
Spin all your favourite cheesy wedding anthems that have Do in the title such as Let's All Do The Conga, Everything I Do I Do It For You and (NOT SUNG, SPOKEN) Agadoo, doo, doo, push pineapple, shake the tree.

YOUTHY WOMAN:
Multiplayer mode means all your friends can join in too.

YOUTHY MAN:
They can play the intoxicated bride.

YOUTHY WOMAN:
The embarrassing dad-dancing uncle.

YOUTHY MAN:
Or the groom who gives the bridesmaid a quick one in the toilets.

YOUTHY WOMAN:
Available in all good gaming stores.

YOUTHY MAN:
And in some bad ones too.

GRAMS:THE BIRDIE SONG ENDS ABRUPTLY.

BOTH:
Wedding DJ Hero. Out now.

MAN 2:
(RAPID) Players must be forty years old or over.

Great one Mikey! Brill.

Just two points (hair-splitting, I know!)

Leave out the 'pants' in - 'Be the pants mobile disco DJ', etc. You don't have to TELL us - we know!

Plus a possible addition:

YOUTHY MAN:
Spin all your favourite cheesy wedding anthems that have Do in the title such as Let's All Do The Conga, Everything I Do I Do It For You and (NOT SUNG, SPOKEN. WAVING ARMS) Agadoo, doo, doo, push pineapple, shake the tree.

YOUTHY WOMAN:
Multiplayer mode means all your friends can join in (WAVING ARMS) too, too, too!

Great stuff, though!

Love the last line:

MAN 2:
(RAPID) Players must be forty years old or over.

Nice one MikeyJ

It's a goodie. Agree with Morrace on the split hair.

A quality idea, well executed. Nice one. Was that for Newsjack?

I've finally pleased Morrace. I have arrived.

Yeah, maybe I should leave out the obvious "pants" word.

It's supposed to be a radio sketch, but Morrace's advice has been taken on board, should it ever make it onto TV.

I originally thought it up AFTER the deadline for RFTP submissions. BAH! It would have been ideal for that show.

And yes, I sent it on the offchance to Newsjack as it's a zeitgeisty topic.
I guess NJ didn't share the same sentiments.

Quote: Mikey Jackson @ January 7 2010, 10:48 PM GMT

I've finally pleased Morrace. I have arrived.

Yeah, maybe I should leave out the obvious "pants" word.

It's supposed to be a radio sketch, but Morrace's advice has been taken on board, should it ever make it onto TV.

I originally thought it up AFTER the deadline for RFTP submissions. BAH! It would have been ideal for that show.

And yes, I sent it on the offchance to Newsjack as it's a zeitgeisty topic.
I guess NJ didn't share the same sentiments.

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I liked it Mikey but even if you had got it in time for RFTP I doubt they would have used it because they had a Guitar Hero sketch on the last series.

I agree you should lose your pants.

Hello Mikey. That's a quality idea, nicely done too.

Quote: Mikey Jackson @ January 7 2010, 10:48 PM GMT

It's supposed to be a radio sketch, but Morrace's advice has been taken on board, should it ever make it onto TV.

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Sorry, Mikey; got carried away (it was that good). I 'see' radio as well! Forget the (WAVING ARMS) bit then - my main point point was that you could follow up the 'Agadoo, doo, doo' with 'all your friends can join in too, too, too!

Would be good to see it in TV format with suitable directions. For example:

YOUTHY WOMAN:
Multiplayer mode means - (JUMPING TO THE LEFT, TO THE RIGHT, UP AND DOWN AND TO THE KNEES) all your friends can join in too, too, too!

Yeah, or it could be improved for TV by this:

TOPLESS YOUTHY WOMAN:

Excellent idea, well executed. Not really much more I can add, could easily see it being used on something like "Mitchell and Webb" or "Armstrong and Miller".

Great idea Mikey. Could easily see that being on telly and if you want to throw in a topless youthy woman, all the better

Great idea, well written.

This is top stuff, funny, original and a good take on a subject.

But I'd make it closer to the actual ads myself.

Otherwise good enough to get me jealous.

Very very good.
I also like Morrace's addition for the 'too too too' bit.