British Comedy Guide

Advert

V/O:
Is your home looking untidy with scrap cash littering your floors. Turn your unwanted cash into crap with crap4cash.com. Mr Monroe from Fife did. He sent us £1000 and we sent him back a table tennis bat. But it was no ordinary table tennis bat, the rubber was missing from one side.

We turn your cash into cold hard crap. And when we run out of crap that wouldn't make it into the most piss poor of car boot sales we can arrange to send you actual shit. Mrs Gibson from Liverpool got just that after sending us £300 that had been cluttering up her home. In return she got three wheelbarrows full of shit deposited right at her doorstep.

Click on Crap4cash.com now.

It's not bad but there doesn't seem to be any real target to it - it's just a sort of reversal of a recent advertising trend.

There might be something in it but as it stands there's no real reason for it and hence no real logic to it.

Why would people want to swap cash for crap?

Perhaps if it was done as the next logical step when they're not sure what to do with all the money they've made from flogging their 'spare' gold?

Maybe the idea of a completely pointless service like this could be funny if it was escalated a bit and not just left as a bit of a parody of something else.

Quote: Afinkawan @ January 7 2010, 1:06 PM GMT

Why would people want to swap cash for crap?

Image

I think the ex-chain rate's going down the tubes!

Share this page