INT. DRAWING OFFICE. TWO MEN ARE IN A SMALL OFFICE COMPLETE WITH DRAWING BOARDS AND COMPUTERS.
MAN 1:
I spy with my little eye something beginning with 's'.
MAN 2:
Set square.
MAN 1:
No, that's two esses.
MAN 2:
Seiko, your Seiko watch.
MAN 1:
No, you're aware brand names are strictly forbidden in our eye spy challenges.
MAN 2:
Shoes.
MAN 1:
Nope. I'm wearing trainers due to my fungal infection and you have boots on.
MAN 2:
Ok, what's the second letter?
MAN 1:
If I told you that it would make it too easy.
MAN 2:
How many letters are in the word, give me that at least?
MAN 1:
I'm really helping you here. There's only one letter in it.
MAN 2:
So there is no second letter? The answer is 's'?
MAN 1:
Yep, you've got the answer now where is it located within the confines of this room?
MAN 2:
Got it, it's that plastic 's' you use for drawing curves.
MAN 1:
Nah, I'm away to the bog, you get your thinking cap on.
MAN 1 RETURNS DRESSED IN A SUPERMAN OUTFIT.
MAN 2:
'S' On your chest! ... Erm, why are you dressed as superman?
MAN 1:
I'm going to a fancy dress party after work, and you're wrong by the way.
MAN 2:
Give me a clue, a morsel, something.
MAN 1:
Your clue is Paris Hilton.
MAN 2:
Paris Hilton, celeb, tabloid. The Sun, that rag you bring in every day. It's the 's' on the front cover of The Sun.
MAN 1:
Nope.
MAN 2:
I give up.
MAN 1:
Here's my final clue.. now watch closely.
MAN 1 TAKES HIS INDEX FINGER, HOLDS IT UP AND DRAWS AN 'S' WITH IT.
MAN 2:
What the f**k?
MAN 1:
I just drew an air 's', heiress, geddit?
MAN 2:
I spy with my little eye something beginning with 'v'.
MAN 2 GIVES MAN 1 THE TWO FINGERED SALUTE.
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