Reading some news in attempt to get something worthy of sending into Newsjack I found the following story below.
Warrant out for horse sex accused
An arrest warrant has been issued for a Leicester man accused of having sex with a horse and a donkey, after he failed to turn up to court.
Joseph Squires, 66, of Overpark Avenue, is charged with buggery of a donkey between February and April 1999 and buggery with a horse in March 2004.
He is also accused of criminal damage to the animals during the same dates.
He was due to appear at Leicester Crown Court earlier for a plea and case management hearing.
Mr Squires did not attend court and it was heard he had lost touch with his solicitors.
Judge Michael Pert QC issued a bench warrant for his arrest.
Why, fellow BSGer's, did Mr Joseph Squires fail to turn up in court?
My efforts are:
1. He's hoofed it.
2. He was at the bookies wanking whilst watching the races.
3. He's on Blackpool Pleasure Beach trying to start up a donkey riding business.
