Beware - SPOILERS
Just watched this after being nagged by the other Slaggs, who kept saying how good it was. Not a totally bad film but ruined by the coincidences.
Just the split second before Gleeson (unseen and from behind) is going to 'hit' Farrell, Farrell decides to commit suicide by bringing a gun to his head. This throws Gleeson and he tries to convince Farrell not to go through with it. The timing of Farrell's gun to head and the nearness of Gleeson to pulling his own trigger is far-fetched.
The Canadian couple that Farrell assaults in the restuarant also happen to be on the train when he's fleeing Bruges. They alert the police and get him dragged back to Bruge.
The film actor Dwarf keeps bumping into Farrell around town (at least four times IIRC). When Farrell's being chased at the end, he just happens to stumble upon the site where the dwarf is filming and as he gets shot, so to does the dwarf. The dwarf just happens to be dressed as a child, just happens to have his head blown clean off to prevent London boss realising he's killed a dwarf not a child, and we've just had London boss's sense of honour hammered into us by Gleeson in the church tower, in time to explain London boss's reaction to the dwarf's death.
Plus Farrell appears to survive the shooting despite taking 3-4 dum-dum bullets in the chest - one of which also took the dwarf's head off.
The ex-boyfriend of the female pickpocket just happens to be an associate of the Bruge gun-supplying contact and just happens to be there when the London boss turns up to hunt down his renegade hitmen. The ex also just happens to walk past and notice London boss and Gleeson as they go up the church tower for their showdown. Soon after, he notices Farrell and the pickpocket girl who are sat in the same square as the church. This double coincidence allows him to tell London boss that Farrell is back in town. The ex runs up the tower as London boss and Gleeson are walking down but the ex manages to know when to stop running so as to call out to the two men, rather than blundering into them and getting shot. And, yes, the dwarf makes another impromptu appearance in the square during this scene.
Good film? Only if you ignore the rather huge coincidences that continually break suspension of disbelief. Realistic, no. I think the clue is in the words of London Boss Fiennes when he describes Bruges as like being in a f%%!ing fairytale town. But if so, at least signpost this unreality in some other way. Rather, it's presented in a superficially realistic context, which just adds to the confusion when the coincidences sledgehammer the plot forward. I was disappointed that the film didn't end with one of them winning the lottery.