Quick sketch I rustled up this morning 
A man walks into a jewellery store. Behind the counter is the assistant, he has a thin moustache, greased hair and is wearing a smart suit.
ASSISTANT: Hello big boy! How can I help?
CUSTOMER:Err hi there. I'm looking for a ring.
ASSISTANT: Oooooo well you've come to the right place.
Assistant gives him a wink.
ASSISTANT:What type are you looking for?
CUSTOMER:Well I'm looking for an engagement ring. It's for my wife.
ASSISTANT: Coming right up girlfriend.
Owner disappears below the counter. Man looks over intrigued. Owner pops up from under the counter holding a tray.
ASSISTANT: Well, we've got toe rings, mood rings, purity rings…
He reaches down and pulls up another tray.
ASSISTANT: …and Chocolate rings!
He pokes his finger in the middle of one of the doughnuts, picks it up and takes a bite.
CUSTOMER:Yes that's great but I just want to see your engagement rings.
ASSISTANT: Well why didn't you say!
He disappears under the counter again. Man looks over and shakes his head.
Assistant pops back up.
ASSITANT:Well, we've got Gothic rings, nose ring, Saturn's rings…
Picks up model of Saturn
Picks up telephone.
ASSISTANT:…and ring rings!
CUSTOMER
lease could you quit playing around. I just want to see your engagement rings!
ASSISTANT
.K don't get your knickers in a twist!
He disappears under the counter for the last time. Customer looks over very frustrated.
Owner pops up wearing a leather thong and nipples tassels. Customer looks disturbed.
ASSISTANT: Well I've had a good rummage now and we've got birth rings, vintage rings, Lord of the rings…
Gandolf lookalike pops up and down.
Assistant pulls open his thong.
ASSISTANT: …and cock rings!
CUSTOMER:This is ridiculous I want to speak to your manager.
ASSISTANT:He's a bit tied up at the moment.
CUSTOMER:I don't care. I want to speak to him now.
ASSISTANT: Fine, you asked for it… (Looking up) Gary!
Up from below the counter comes a man dressed in full gimp outfit with a lead around his neck. He pulls the plastic ball from his mouth.
MANAGER:What's going on here?
Customer goes to speak. Assistant puts his arm round the waist of the manager.
ASSISTANT: (Interrupting)This man comes marching in here demanding to see our rings…
CUSTOMER: I just wanted to see…
ASSISTANT: (Interrupting)I wouldn't mind but he's not even good looking.
CUSTOMER:That's it! I've had enough.
Customer begins flailing around.
CUSTOMER:…I just wanted too see your engagement rings but obviously that's too much to ask, I'll just leave, take my money and go elsewhere, don't mind me.
Customer leaves the store muttering to him self.
MANAGER:What a faggot!
ASSISTANT:Tell me about it… Down boy!
Manager disappears below the counter.
