Heres something I wrote once whilst thinking about penguins and again whilst thinking about songs......
Penguin penguin 1 2 3 will you be a friend to me?
Penguin penguin you can't fly. You can't fly and neither can I.
Penguin penguin you live in the snow
In the frost and the ice 50 below.
Penguin you're a bird but you don't live in trees
If you were to wear pants would you choose dungarees?
Penguin you waddle and swim every place
If you tried to fly you would fall and break your face.
Eventhough you're an antartic dweller
You never wear clothes whatever the weather.
Bird of ice bird of snow bird of nowhere else to go.
Does the penguin mind the snowy and icy things?
No.You get used of the cold when you've got sh*t wings.
Penguin penguin a definition please.
A bird of ice a bird of freeze, probably a bird that likes to sneeze.
A bird of the ground but not of the trees and perhaps a lover of dungarees.
Penguin great at withstanding cold weather
Whether you're apart or huddled together.
Penguin you're a great swimmer and fisher
But penguin your wings couldn't be any sh*tter.
Gwuuu gwuuu gwuuu (fade out)
Amusing indeed.