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The Crystal Maze

Digital Spy have said that it will be brought back by ITV and presented by some plastic faced bimbo who sometimes masquerades as a circus ring leader.

Yes it's Amanda Holden............

Teary

Quote: David Carmon @ January 4 2010, 10:15 AM GMT

Digital Spy have said that it will be brought back by ITV and presented by some plastic faced bimbo who sometimes masquerades as a circus ring leader.

Yes it's Amanda Holden............

Teary

What she's going to be dressed as a ring master?? Thats f**king stupid.

:(! Noooo! Not. Possible.

I quite liked Richard O'Brien at first, but I remember he started getting on my nerves after a while. Prannying around like a daddy long-legs, always going on about The Rocky Horror Picture Show. And he looks like Russell Brand undergoing chemotherapy.

Are you f**king kidding me.
:(

I loved O'Brien. Even Tudor Pole was a shit replacement. But Amanda flipping Holden?

Quote: zooo @ January 4 2010, 12:17 PM GMT

I loved O'Brien. Even Tudor Pole was a shit replacement. But Amanda flipping Holden?

Ditto. :(

They'll probably throw her in something tight and short and hope for the best. To be fair Crystal Maze was pretty shit anyway lol

Don't worry they're going to have 'celebrity' contestants instead of real people, so all is saved. :)

Quote: Gavin @ January 4 2010, 12:28 PM GMT

They'll probably throw her in something tight and short and hope for the best.

A noose?

Quote: PhQnix @ January 4 2010, 12:30 PM GMT

Don't worry they're going to have 'celebrity' contestants instead of real people, so all is saved. :)

Oh god.

Quote: PhQnix @ January 4 2010, 12:30 PM GMT

A noose?

;) £5 to Elliot.

I'd like them to redo Treasure Hunt.

With Russell Grant?

Quote: zooo @ January 4 2010, 12:37 PM GMT

With Russell Grant?

That's just cruel. Making a grossly unhealthy camp fat man wheeze in and out of a chopper.

Quote: chipolata @ January 4 2010, 12:32 PM GMT

I'd like them to redo Treasure Hunt.

They could do it with Derek Acora who has to get the clues by channeling and other psychotic... erm, psychic means.

"Yes, yes, we've found it. Who'd have guessed that this week's treasure was this rusty rear Raleigh Chopper wheel found in a smelly old canal."

Amanda Holden, f**k me, they thought, who's flavour of the month and picked her.

Shit the bed - get the bold dude back he had his moments.

And you know they're going to include a live studio audience and make it shite, ITV tend to do that with quiz shows of every variety.

And the majesty of that show died for a bit after the age of 12.

Quote: Paul W @ January 4 2010, 5:58 PM GMT

And the majesty of that show died for a bit after the age of 12.

Whistling nnocently I have not watched about 20 episodes over Christmas.

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