Hi there. My friend and I are just out of uni and are starting out as comedy double act in London - we've only done a couple of shows so far, but are hoping to start performing more often. And we love talking about comedy! So this seems like the place to be
Greetings
Hello!
Welcome.
Hello to you, new Mrs.
That's Mr, plural. Not Mrs, female.
Howdy.
Hello there double you!