I'm not really in favour of impaling on stakes but for Piers Morgan I'll make an exception.
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I am optimistic though, most Piers eventually get burnt down by arsonists, so fingers crossed.
He has a face of a Tory front bencher who has murdered the nanny, buggered the wife and bounced the mortgage. But Dave has told him it's alright.
He's Lord Lucan? 
No Lucan never bounced his mortgage so he wasn't all bad.
Piers on the other hand looks like he'd fill in for Gargamel and f**k Smurfs.
Quote: IT David @ January 2 2010, 12:30 AM GMTHe seems a nice, honest and sincere man in the shows I have seen him on and someone who appears to be genuinely remorseful for his shall we say 'colourful' past.
Quote: AngieBaby @ January 2 2010, 6:04 PM GMTI quite like Piers. I guess that makes me one of those women who likes arrogant, powerful and rich men.
Oh well, gotta go...having my nails done.
But he's just a sleazy twat!
Quote: Griff @ January 2 2010, 6:35 PM GMTI approve of Stephen Fry's ISIHAC redefinition of "Countryside" - "to murder Piers Morgan".
I loved that too.
I always thought he was a slimey prat but I was reading why the Yanks don't like him.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-echochambers-26298822
"the only football he cares about is round and his lectures on guns were rife with contempt" - wow - maybe he's my hero after all!
A Yank said -
"Who wants to watch a pompous Brit pontificate to Americans about guns?" he writes. "Um, that's kinda why we broke off from you A-holes in the first place, old chap. We didn't want you telling us what to do then, and we don't want you telling us what to do now."
He's gone up vastly in my estimation - even though he's an Arsenal supporter.
But, reading elsewhere, the pro/anti gun lobby is about 50/50 so on that basis if half of America turns him off, the other half should turn him on. But it just wasn't happening.
American TV is such a $ orientated creature that if he's not earning the ratings, he goes.
Anyway, strict no return policy unless they have the original receipt and original packaging.
I had a big smile when they showed that Australian bowler throwing ball after at him, which seemed to hit Piers not the whicket.
It was like a firing squad
Quote: Chappers @ 25th February 2014, 12:26 AM GMTHe's gone up vastly in my estimation
Your estimation am rank.
I can't believe anyone would champion this lying, phone hacking (yeah allegedly), pompous, effeminate, two faced, smug scumbag.
We were doing okay as a country, Jason Statham and Christian Bale were dispelling the myth that all British men were henpecked, communist, bisexualised manginas in powdered wigs. But then Piers came along to reinforce every stereotype imaginable.
At least the Yanks had the intelligence to turn off his show, unlike the dumb chav twunts who watch his celebrity life stories programme in this piss forsaken isle.
Daily Star had the headline of the day . . .
End of the Piers show.
Quote: Oldrocker @ 25th February 2014, 8:57 PM GMTEnd of the Piers show.
Nice one. I would have gone for either Disap-Piers or Piers Mor-Gone or the even simpler Twat Exports Up 400%.
Mor-gone?
*tumbleweed...*
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 25th February 2014, 8:59 PM GMTTwat Exports Up 400%.
That'll be in the next Tory manifesto.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 25th February 2014, 8:48 PM GMTYour estimation am rank.
I can't believe anyone would champion this lying, phone hacking (yeah allegedly), pompous, effeminate, two faced, smug Arsenal supporting scumbag.
