Piers Morgan

I have missed something with Piers it would seem. He obviously has a lot more about him than I can fathom.

For it appears that he has the showbiz credentials (God knows how he acquired them) to judge talent both here and in America, but not only that, ITV regard him so highly that he is chosen to present their review of the big news stories of 2009 too.

Doubtless his perceptive insight and his immense analytical skills are just the sort of thing to enlighten the great unwashed.

I thought his claim to fame, if indeed he has one, is that he was once the editor of a tabloid rag and that he specialised in printing salacious and sleazy gossip for the most part.

I really don't know what we are coming to if this guy is the best that we can dredge up. Surely proof if it were needed that ITV has well and truly jumped the shark and has no relevance as a serious broadcaster any longer.

Quote: Blenkinsop @ January 1 2010, 11:08 PM GMT

I have missed something with Piers it would seem. He obviously has a lot more about him than I can fathom.

For it appears that he has the showbiz credentials (God knows how he acquired them) to judge talent both here and in America, but not only that, ITV regard him so highly that he is chosen to present their review of the big news stories of 2009 too.

Doubtless his perceptive insight and his immense analytical skills are just the sort of thing to enlighten the great unwashed.

I thought his claim to fame, if indeed he has one, is that he was once the editor of a tabloid rag and that he specialised in printing salacious and sleazy gossip for the most part.

I really don't know what we are coming to if this guy is the best that we can dredge up. Surely proof if it were needed that ITV has well and truly jumped the shark and has no relevance as a serious broadcaster any longer.

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Oh come on! Be fair ! He's . . .

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Yeah, you're right! A wanker.

He's rubbish at telly, but I'm not sure he deserves quite the volume of the venom that gets spat his way by panel show comics.

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ January 1 2010, 11:15 PM GMT

He's rubbish at telly, but I'm not sure he deserves quite the volume of the venom that gets spat his way by panel show comics.

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He seems a nice, honest and sincere man in the shows I have seen him on and someone who appears to be genuinely remorseful for his shall we say 'colourful' past.

Piers Morgan was created by God on the 8th day that we may always be aware of Satan and all his works. He is the puffed face of pure evil, like a puss filled sugar puff. A monsterous waste of blood, fat and oxygen. Every breath he draws mocks the divine beauty of creation. He is a disease in human form a walking, talking form of syphilis. In days gone by tribes of brave warriors would have declared war upon him and elders warned children about him around the camp fire. Only in a world as profane and evil as ours is he watched on TV.

My guess is that the ex-newspaper man has got shedloads of dirt on TV execs/producers/'brand' presenters.

Imagine, for argument's sake, to pluck a name out of the air... Simon Cowell was secretly gay. He isn't, of course; I'm hypothesising. Or he had a copy of the Ant and Dec coprophagia tape.

Morgan might not have talent, but he's certainly got something

Quote: sootyj @ January 2 2010, 12:35 AM GMT

Piers Morgan was created by God on the 8th day that we may always be aware of Satan and all his works. He is the puffed face of pure evil, like a puss filled sugar puff. A monsterous waste of blood, fat and oxygen. Every breath he draws mocks the divine beauty of creation. He is a disease in human form a walking, talking form of syphilis. In days gone by tribes of brave warriors would have declared war upon him and elders warned children about him around the camp fire. Only in a world as profane and evil as ours is he watched on TV.

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Huzzah !

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ January 1 2010, 11:15 PM GMT

He's rubbish at telly, but I'm not sure he deserves quite the volume of the venom that gets spat his way by panel show comics.

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This.

He does deserve it more than most of the 'hated' people on TV.
Like Jimmy Carr, James Corden, etc.

At least he actually has been a c**t.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QfW58Efcck

On America's Got Talent, he always looks like a bigger jerk that Sharon Osbourne or David Hasselhoff, and that's saying something.

I quite like Piers. I guess that makes me one of those women who likes arrogant, powerful and rich men.

Oh well, gotta go...having my nails done.

I'm not really in favour of assisted suicide but for Piers Morgan I'll make an exception.