British Comedy Guide

Worst ideas for toys Page 3

Quote: sootyj @ December 29 2009, 5:15 PM GMT

2 Realistic UK Action Man

Comes with out helicopter, working gun and probably some limbs. Does come with poorly spelled condolence letter.

And gets shot by GI Joe in a friendly fire incident.

Real Monopoly
The Banker always wins.

Stephen Hawkings Twister.
He always wins.

Quote: sootyj @ December 29 2009, 7:51 PM GMT

Stephen Hawkings Twister.
He always wins.

Girls Aloud Twister
Who cares who wins?

Jamie and his Magictorchwood
Girls not allowed!

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ December 29 2009, 6:16 PM GMT

Spanish Buckaroo - the winner gets to throw the donkey off a tall building.

F**k-a-roo - The winner gets to watch the loser.

Hungry Hungry 3rd World - Watch as the rest of the world has a 3 course meal on Christmas Day whilst Africa eats mud and crapping pestilence.

Mouse Crap - You're heston blumenthal you have 12 hours to clean up the restuarant, can you do it before your customers shit their own liver?

Pop-Up Somalian Pirate

My Little Paedo

Snakes in Bladders

Action Fran
Close cropped hair ally of Action Man, it's her army too!

Letgo.
Construction toy for kids who won't share.

Thomas the skank's engine.
Unwashed train shaped dildo.

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