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Worst ideas for toys Page 2
Goat Kart - real life goat on wheels. Also doubles up as handy milk dispenser if mummy's nipples are sore and it will keep dad happy as it eats the lawn in the summer.
Quote: Kevin Murphy @ December 29 2009, 6:21 PM GMTCare in the community Bears
Genius
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ December 29 2009, 6:02 PM GMTFerne Cotton Inflatable Sex Doll - warning, more intelligent then the real thing
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Quote: Nigel Kelly @ December 29 2009, 6:29 PM GMTGoat Kart - real life goat on wheels. Also doubles up as handy milk dispenser if mummy's nipples are sore and it will keep dad happy as it eats the lawn in the summer.
Worst ideas please, I want one of those.
My Little BCG
Now every kid can have their own little comedy forum. Punish bad spelling, be racist and spend endless threads discussing obscure sitcoms no one cares about.
Granny Carpark Puke 'n' Fish - obviously as a poor child, I didn't have any toys, so every Christmas Day me and my brother would wait for Gran to finish her third bottle of whiskey and throw up in the toilet. We would then compete by sticking our little arms down the puke filled U bend to fish out her false teeth. The winner got a shiny pound coin. Oh happy days.
My Little Porny
My Little Tony.
He's phony, he's pony, he invades other countries.
My Little Stony.
Very popular in Iran comes with it's own sack of rocks.
Gordon Drown.
Fun game for the whole family. Can you drown the miserablist PM before he gives the bankers any more money?
Thierry Henry Football Gloves
Arkham Asylum Seeker - video game where crazy people come to Britain and are given food, money and a place to live so they can commit lots of crime and rapes
Hungry, Hungry Gypos - how many food stamps can you collect for pick pocketing East European Romany scum?
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ December 29 2009, 6:42 PM GMTHungry, Hungry Gypos
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ December 29 2009, 6:42 PM GMTHungry, Hungry Gypos - how many food stamps can you collect for pick pocketing East European Romany scum?
Super Flu: Top Trumps.
Spalextric - three-wheeled toy disabled cars career round a track.
The Persistent Vegetative State Patch Kids
Lego
Lego
Lego
It's my f**kin' Action Man !
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Amusing exploding underpants !
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