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Crash Dummies: The Al-Qaeda Edition.

Goat Kart - real life goat on wheels. Also doubles up as handy milk dispenser if mummy's nipples are sore and it will keep dad happy as it eats the lawn in the summer.

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ December 29 2009, 6:21 PM GMT

Care in the community Bears

Genius

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ December 29 2009, 6:02 PM GMT

Ferne Cotton Inflatable Sex Doll - warning, more intelligent then the real thing

:D

Fearne*
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Quote: Nigel Kelly @ December 29 2009, 6:29 PM GMT

Goat Kart - real life goat on wheels. Also doubles up as handy milk dispenser if mummy's nipples are sore and it will keep dad happy as it eats the lawn in the summer.

Worst ideas please, I want one of those.

My Little BCG

Now every kid can have their own little comedy forum. Punish bad spelling, be racist and spend endless threads discussing obscure sitcoms no one cares about.

Granny Carpark Puke 'n' Fish - obviously as a poor child, I didn't have any toys, so every Christmas Day me and my brother would wait for Gran to finish her third bottle of whiskey and throw up in the toilet. We would then compete by sticking our little arms down the puke filled U bend to fish out her false teeth. The winner got a shiny pound coin. Oh happy days.

My Little Porny

My Little Tony.

He's phony, he's pony, he invades other countries.

My Little Stony.

Very popular in Iran comes with it's own sack of rocks.

Gordon Drown.

Fun game for the whole family. Can you drown the miserablist PM before he gives the bankers any more money?

Thierry Henry Football Gloves

Arkham Asylum Seeker - video game where crazy people come to Britain and are given food, money and a place to live so they can commit lots of crime and rapes

Hungry, Hungry Gypos - how many food stamps can you collect for pick pocketing East European Romany scum?

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ December 29 2009, 6:42 PM GMT

Hungry, Hungry Gypos

Laughing out loud

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ December 29 2009, 6:42 PM GMT

Hungry, Hungry Gypos - how many food stamps can you collect for pick pocketing East European Romany scum?

:D

Super Flu: Top Trumps.

Spalextric - three-wheeled toy disabled cars career round a track.

The Persistent Vegetative State Patch Kids

Lego

Lego

Lego

It's my f**kin' Action Man !

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Amusing exploding underpants !

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